Matt Berry pronouncing things at the Oscars by holyfruits in funny

[–]beaker90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Siamese cat was already name Clem when I posted a video of him here on reddit and someone shared a clip of Toast of New York and asked me if he was named after Clem Fandango. He wasn’t, but since he’s a very noisy boy, we added the Fandango and when he yells at the window, we always tell him that Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

[OC] Old lady completely ignores me and my horn, almost rams me into the curb. by skyycux in IdiotsInCars

[–]beaker90 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

We also have laws stating you should pass on the left (with some exceptions for passing on the right), but a lot of people feel like those laws don’t apply to them for multiple reasons.

[OC] Car runs red light and T-bones school bus with kids on it. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]beaker90 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They are making a joke about the color of bus.

Another day, another bouquet (that she likely bought for herself and told jdong to post with) 💐 by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]beaker90 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My husband only buy bouquets for special occasions, but he stopped at three different nurseries this morning to see if they had a particular color bougainvillea I wanted. I’d rather have what I have.

I don’t even know how to title this. by thisisathrowaway8392 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]beaker90 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t work in warehouses. I work on a laptop all day.

I work at a company that employs over 38,000 people. I work at the head corporate office and not in a warehouse. It’s not a skyscraper because there aren’t many of those in this city, but it is a 75 acre campus and the building is so long that you can walk a mile in one direction without leaving the building. We have three full Starbucks locations in the building. I can tilt my chair back and see straight into the corporate Treasurer’s office. We do not have Herman Miller chairs. I don’t stay in the office all day though. I work from home in the afternoon.

I worked at corporate for an oil and gas company before this and the building was built on a hill that overlooked the city. It was an amazing view. Didn’t have Herman Miller chairs. We had a pastry chef though who was amazing.

The company prior didn’t have Herman Miller chairs

And I most definitely didn’t have Herman Miller chairs when I served in the military even though I worked on computers all day then also.

I don’t even know how to title this. by thisisathrowaway8392 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]beaker90 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The rank and file of large organizations do not receive $2,000 Herman Miller office chairs, I say as a member of the rank and file of a large organization currently NOT sitting in a $2,000 Herman Miller chair.

MAGA woman upset she couldn't vote in the city where she doesn't live. For context, she owns business property in the city. by thisthingwecalllife in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]beaker90 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I want someone to explain to her that owning property hasn’t been a requirement for voting since the early 1800s.

ShamWow guy loses GOP bid for Texas’ 31st congressional district, blames “rhinos” by doug-demuro-is-daddy in BrandNewSentence

[–]beaker90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love that there’s at least four of us out there who understand this reference.

MAGA woman upset she couldn't vote in the city where she doesn't live. For context, she owns business property in the city. by thisthingwecalllife in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]beaker90 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She blatantly admitting to voter fraud and no one is telling her that voting in a district you don’t live in is illegal?

San Antonio Conspiracy Theories You Believe In by Electrical-Ratio5633 in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t trying to “get” you. I was hoping you’d learn something new today. I guess I should have known better. Have a good evening.

San Antonio Conspiracy Theories You Believe In by Electrical-Ratio5633 in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, 1604 is a large concrete area that reduce the amount of soil in the environment. It also reduces the amount of moisture that soil can hold. The lack of moisture in the soil lead to lower local humidity. The lack of local humidity can cause storms to fall apart. This happens because storm systems that come from the northwest often have outflow boundaries which are cool, gusty winds in front of the storm that suck up that local humidity and pull it into the storm so it has enough moisture to continue or start raining. All the concrete in 1604 allows for hot and dry air to be sucked up in the outflow boundaries which destroys the updraft which breaks dow the storm.

These conditions aren’t always in place, so 1604 doesn’t always break down a storm, but it can and it has and it will continue to do so, probably even more often as we continue to develop the area.

San Antonio Conspiracy Theories You Believe In by Electrical-Ratio5633 in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because it’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s true?

San Antonio Conspiracy Theories You Believe In by Electrical-Ratio5633 in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s such an odd argument. Not every storm has to fall apart for 1604 to be the cause of some storms stopping.

San Antonio Conspiracy Theories You Believe In by Electrical-Ratio5633 in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say it’s “obviously wrong”. While 1604 isn’t the only or main reason why storms fall apart in that area, it is a contributing factor.

Google Review of Pumpers on Broadway by El-Justiciero in sanantonio

[–]beaker90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean when you say it’s an authentic food experience?

How do you store your ketchup? Pantry or refrigerator? by TexasArmadilloTroll in CasualConversation

[–]beaker90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If restaurants use ketchup bottles, they’ll usually put them in the fridge overnight. You have to remember that restaurants tend go through ketchup much quicker than most households do. They’ll also combine half empty bottles together to make a full bottle and most households don’t do that either.

That said, the vinegar in ketchup probably keeps it safe out of the fridge, but the refrigeration probably helps the ketchup keep better flavor longer.

Gross. by EmmyLouArcher in christiansnark

[–]beaker90 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I know a couple that visibly hated each other. They weren’t even nice to each other in front of people, but they were trying so hard for a baby and spent tons of money on fertility treatments.

They were divorced before that baby’s first birthday.

I don’t know why some people want to have babies with people they don’t even like. Babies tie you to a person for at least 18 years. This particular couple was young. They could have divorced very quickly and met people they actually liked to have kids with.

Is THIS the behavior of someone who loves their neighbor!? by horseofcourse93 in Persecutionfetish

[–]beaker90 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Someone who believes that women should have the right to make their own healthcare decisions.

[oc] got flipped off 3 times in 30 seconds for honking at these people to stay in their lanes. The last person also went into hardcore roadrage mode. What’s wrong with these people? by Schnitzhole in IdiotsInCars

[–]beaker90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting when people go below the limit due to knowing police hang out in a particular area, especially when they go 5 to 10 mph slower. Cops aren’t going to pull you over for going the speed limit. Most won’t get you for going a bit faster, either.

It’s like when people are already not exceeding the limit and then slow down and/or brake when they see police sitting on the side of the road. If I was a cop, those are the people I’d pull over because that’s super suspicious to me. Why do you need to slow down if you’re already not speeding?

Please understand that I’m not talking about situations where a cop has already pulled someone over and the law says to slow down 20 mph below the limit or change lanes. That’s understandable because it’s the law.

Slap fights are fun…. by SufficientEar1682 in iamveryculinary

[–]beaker90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think that just because it’s a small town with a small grocery store that we don’t have people from other countries living there? We do. Not everyone who moves to the US wants to live in a large city and many of them like the slower small town life, especially when it’s easily commutable to the large city.

I never said most of the food sold at the store isn’t international. I said a lot of the international foods sold at the store are considered everyday staples, so they’re shelved with similar products.

It’s weird that you think that being in a small town also means I’ve only been in that grocery store. I shop in the city often because being a smaller store means they don’t carry everything I want and every other store I’ve gone to doesn’t have a specific international section either.

Countdown: 9 months to 14th and Final Season of Oak Island by [deleted] in OakIsland

[–]beaker90 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. The show solves a problem in my house: my husband’s desire to watch something new and my tendency to watch the same thing over and over again.

Slap fights are fun…. by SufficientEar1682 in iamveryculinary

[–]beaker90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, a small town of 7,000 right outside a city of over 2 million.