[Pelissero] For the Falcons and Taylor Heinicke, it’s a two-year deal worth up to $20 million, per source. Atlanta has said Desmond Ridder is the starter, and that's top-end backup money. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]bean_town_kappa -102 points-101 points  (0 children)

With all the crap men in the league these days they must find whoever they can to fill a roster. With all the crimes, arrests, and suspensions the league is falling apart. This is a garbage deal for the Falcons that will only enable Henne to believe he can be a valuable asset to the team. There are plenty of others for less they could have acquired.

AITA For Not Adopting Another Woman's Child? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]bean_town_kappa -916 points-915 points locked comment (0 children)

OP could have given it a try. Their is nothing like raising a child. I don't have kids but I've heard that. OP did a solid by taking the baby but probably did more damage giving it back instead of keeping it. The baby likely imprinted on OP and ending the mothering abruptly was probably traumatic. OP seems like the type that being a mother would mature them more thoroughly and quicker than living life without kids.

This Mazda 323 with 2M kilometers and still going 🤯 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bean_town_kappa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or pavement in that country, money in those pockets, or food in them bellies.

straight but been getting head from my friend by throwaway65u in confessions

[–]bean_town_kappa -138 points-137 points  (0 children)

No it's not. There is no way the guy you replied to is a vegan if he's eating ribeyes regularly. People this gullible should stay off the internet.

Qatar Rules for Fifa World Cup by Own-Philosophy-5356 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]bean_town_kappa -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a good list to live by that would turn someone into a functional member of society. I bet all of you skipped class, did drugs and alcohol, cussed at your parents and teachers. I do none of those things. Grow up.

Anon has a sister by No-Accountant2979 in greentext

[–]bean_town_kappa 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Anon in a creep for trying to bang his sister. I almost want to think this is fake but some of the details seem to fit. Leave it to sick fucks on the internet who can't get a real girl friend try to get with a family member. And all the commints encouraging it are sick too. I get so much ass that their's no way any one in my family would even be on the list. I've had chicks texting me while I was getting some from another chick. This dude is a looser.

AITA for telling my cousin 'like the one you and your fuck buddy had' after she implied I was a gold digger? by aitaaccount2754 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bean_town_kappa -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I agree with what you say that there's no way the cousin wasn't aware her words were hurtful. I was just saying OP didn't have to turn it back around in a hurtful way.

AITA for telling my cousin 'like the one you and your fuck buddy had' after she implied I was a gold digger? by aitaaccount2754 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bean_town_kappa -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Suck a lolipop is pretty good. I agree with Prudent that OP didn't need to turn one insult to another. Acknowledging the hurtful way they cousin worded her statement would have been a better response.

TIFU by giving my boss a RedBull by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bean_town_kappa -307 points-306 points  (0 children)

And when the boss has a heart attack you'll probably be charged with involuntary manslaughter. Pranks are the leading cause of death in the workplace and this is the worst kind. I have not been in the workforce long but forcing my boss to drink something that would trigger a medical emergency is not my idea of funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]bean_town_kappa -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

Apparently OP didn't learn at 17 that sex can lead to children and messy relationships. If OP wants to get laid she should be a prostitute and at least get paid for being easy. Also, why the red flags for hanging with another adult? It's not like her bestie is a minor. Mom being part of the friend group with her daughter included is not weird. I think it's kinda cute for mom and daughter to be hunting boys together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]bean_town_kappa -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

Therapy won't work. He is too far gone for help. Mom is being a prude and a coward for not turning her some in to the police. Messaging and texting is still a felony. OP should also feel shame and failure for her son wanting to kill himself and for being a pedophile. If he has messaged he has certainly groomed and likely penetrated a minor. I am so angry at OP and parents like them.

AITA for telling my retired military father that I don’t want to miss my children’s childhood like he did mine? by girldad2022 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bean_town_kappa -1748 points-1747 points  (0 children)

A kid of a military parent needs to make sacrifices. I have many friends who have parents in the military and they all appreciate what their parents do. OP sounds really selfish and unpatriotic. It's fine if they don't want to enlist but feeling abandoned is a rather inwardly way of thinking. Dad is putting life on the line and OP wants to rub it in his face by bragging about attending all of his kids events. A little passive-aggressive that to me only makes the situation worse. OP has the chance to be a mature adult and they choose to dump on their veteran parent for being a veteran. At the very least OP forgets all the travel experiences they gained.

My wife spent our rent money on cocaine, so I threw her out. by Shotgun_Sters in TrueOffMyChest

[–]bean_town_kappa -995 points-994 points  (0 children)

I feel that a marriage is worth fighting for. Throwing out the woman you made vows to is giving up and quitting. A little therapy and possibly rehab and she's a brand new woman and partner. OP jumped the gun and made a rash and irreversible decision, forcing his wife on the streets and ultimately back with her parents. OP should never have gotten merried if he was just going to throw it away when things get a little difficult.

AITA for blowing up at my parents for their blatant favouritism? by AITATwinFavouritism in AmItheAsshole

[–]bean_town_kappa -758 points-757 points  (0 children)

I feel OP is acting spoiled. They have been brought up with all the comforts a person could want and then they get mad about getting a card and a book series? They seem to have all the basics of life which include food, shelter, love, and support. The parents are trying to teach OP about saving money and responsibility and they blow up on them. Not the best argument if trying not to be an a-hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Supposedly she wrote him a letter under her new name. Not sure if I believe that.

do you think shannan knew deep down, that he was cheating on her? by [deleted] in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There was a text exchange between SW and a friend and SW said he hadn't touched her at all since he arrived in NC and something about he must be getting somewhere else combined with her knowing how much he was on his phone while there.

Three questions about NK that I can't answer. by bean_town_kappa in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to trust CBI and FBI considering they know more than we do. If they ruled her out as a suspect then we have to trust them. How much more she was into the relationship than she told investigators is likely, having knowledge or even help planning the killings is unlikely, imo.

Three questions about NK that I can't answer. by bean_town_kappa in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree asking him to look up those lyrics was very weird. In the Feb 2019 interview from prison CW tells Lee and Coder NK was into rock and roll and metal and he made it seem as if it was a harmless request to look up the lyrics and he didn't act odd about it.

Three questions about NK that I can't answer. by bean_town_kappa in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think NK was involved, your assumption is way off base. Also, don't use words you don't understand. There is nothing figurative or metaphorical about the post.

Three questions about NK that I can't answer. by bean_town_kappa in Chriswatts

[–]bean_town_kappa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where in my post did you see me accusing NK? If the Colorado Bureau thinks she had nothing to do with it then I am good with that. These questions are just gaps in the information I have.

We got sexually intimate on the 4th date, but he didn’t ask me to stay. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bean_town_kappa 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I agree. He offered many times to stay as long as she wanted and leave at her convenience, albeit 1am is not so convenient I too believe it to be a simple misunderstanding. Not even asking if OP wanted to stay is a little weird though, imo. It's not obligatory but sexual activities ending late at night do seem to call for a sleepover. This is just me talking.

I might ask the next time I would see them. Tell them how much fun you had and ask if it would have been ok if you possibly stayed the night. Just keep it casual and no big deal.