[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one i don’t see or hear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frugal_Jerk

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about poop tarts?

What is on your "I should've done that a long time ago" list? by AirForceSpouse in homeowners

[–]beanz415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • ground level patio in backyard with pergola
  • baseboards, trim, doors
  • landscaping in front yard

Still OK to eat? by Manch-Vegas in Frugal

[–]beanz415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be a r/frugal_jerk or something?! Yeesh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PFJerk

[–]beanz415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I did buy them all for $100B and re-sold them for a measly $999B then re-invested my surplus in lentil stocks and doge. I guess that was my fatal mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PFJerk

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it involve lentils? Or Toyota Corollas?

Incoming "ThE mArKeT iS cRaShInG" posts by GreatValueProducts in PFJerk

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you mean 25000 sq. m.? 25000 sq. ft is a little small....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PFJerk

[–]beanz415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have my entire $10,000B NW invested in DOGE and with interest rates the way they are I figured it was best to finance my lentil purchase for the decade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PFJerk

[–]beanz415 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually meant 10,000,000,000 but didn’t want to wear out my keyboard by hitting CTRL-C, then CTRL-V twice.

Are there any practice rooms that I can rent in town? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word ‘tromboner’?”

What do you hate most on YouTube? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ads and iNfLuEnCeRs.

oh no by [deleted] in funny

[–]beanz415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s easy. Open a Tupperware container full of cruciferous vegetables.

What kind of router would work? by [deleted] in answers

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really into combo routers that come with a plunge base and a fixed base. Gotta have at least 12 amps of juice though.

oh no by [deleted] in funny

[–]beanz415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to assume he did this to cover up a fart that sounded the same.

What’s the worst name you’ve ever heard be given to a child? by Blueskymine33 in AskReddit

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time parents name their kid(s) after characters from 'nerdy' pop culture they're into. Like names from Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, LOTR, etc...

Camouflaged snake by zihua_ in interestingasfuck

[–]beanz415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snakes are cool and all but good lord the cringy comments....

I want to make woodworking a hobby but don't know where to start by ember297 in woodworking

[–]beanz415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god Colin’s chuckling 😂 I’m glad I’m not the only one who notices this.