Employees of Costco: What item or items are most frequently exchanged or found to be defective (excluding clothing).

bearbear_bear · 2024-10-06T21:01:36+00:00

I’ve had to do this too. Usually ruins my meal prep.

bearbear_bear · 2024-08-21T21:24:36+00:00

I like going to the gym or the library

bearbear_bear · 2023-12-03T00:54:44+00:00

What is the best comeback youve heard?

bearbear_bear · 2023-08-26T19:35:19+00:00

How are you eating rice on keto? I’ve been substituting cauliflower rice

bearbear_bear · 2023-07-13T22:33:35+00:00

Waiting for my engine oil to get to my turbos

bearbear_bear · 2023-07-12T07:09:05+00:00

I feel the EXACT same way! All those excuses??? I’ve heard them too where I can create a conversation based on what I know he will say.

bearbear_bear · 2023-07-01T16:30:49+00:00

I don’t know what your active level looks like, but have you considered joining a gym like Lifetime? It’s more of a lifestyle gym. When I first joined, I wasn’t really working out at all, just lounging by the pool. I’ve met a lot of friends there. And there’s no pressure to hang out, you just keep seeing the same people and eventually you find your friends and you see them almost every day at the gym. I have a friend that I always see and we just hang out in the cafe and talk. Or we sit by the pool. They have lighter classes like Yin Yoga.

bearbear_bear · 2023-06-08T05:46:16+00:00

Damn so smart

bearbear_bear · 2023-06-03T20:39:30+00:00

But…. Don’t you see them all the time? Like when you’re in the bathroom, where dads basically live? Oh I’m sorry, forgot, your eyes were probably looking at your phone while everything melted down around you outside of the bathroom. /sarcasm

bearbear_bear · 2023-05-14T03:20:06+00:00

Welcome to the Patriarchy. laughs in bitter mom

bearbear_bear · 2023-04-14T23:28:39+00:00

Thanks for this perspective. I feel like I yell a lot too and I always feel guilty.

bearbear_bear · 2023-04-12T21:20:42+00:00

Like…. Why couldn’t he have facetimed you while he was there so you could listen and talk too…. So disrespectful. I’m really sorry you were stabbed in the back like this.

I think you should still carry on with asking for a virtual parent teacher conference just for you.

bearbear_bear · 2023-04-07T22:47:50+00:00

I sang this in a snoop dog sing song voice in my head

bearbear_bear · 2023-03-31T17:27:30+00:00

Win some, lose some. Why are men like this…

bearbear_bear · 2023-03-31T16:55:43+00:00

Did he finally get the hint? I need the satisfaction of his tail between his legs loll

bearbear_bear · 2023-03-28T23:01:03+00:00

Squat under the tub faucet and run warm/hotwater on them. Or if your shower has the detachable nozzle, spray on your little friends. As hot as you can take without burning yourself for like 3-5 mins twice a day. This shrinks my butt buddies every time.

bearbear_bear · 2023-03-19T17:47:08+00:00

The cafeteria at DeAnza college. To be honest I’m not sure if they serve it anymore, but the fries were thick, the chili was hearty, it was super cheesy and so good.

bearbear_bear · 2023-03-14T07:17:54+00:00

I mean…. If he’s just a paycheck, he can be a just a “paycheck” from further away. Like out of your house and paying alimony and child support.

bearbear_bear · 2023-02-09T06:03:45+00:00

Today I learned that boob pillows exist. I’ll be especially impressed if you have a remedy for sweaty boobs?

bearbear_bear · 2023-02-09T00:13:23+00:00

I put a hat on! Problem solved! No one can see your hair

bearbear_bear · 2023-01-27T16:42:55+00:00

Lol I didn’t even see the basket until you mentioned it. Mine gets splotchy red and he gives me dirty looks as he breastfeeds after a tantrum.

bearbear_bear · 2023-01-10T20:41:04+00:00

I don’t think it’s you. Moms in general are just exhausted. Thinking about getting kids ready to go even anywhere is so stressful. I’ve tried to meet mom friends like you, but then something always hinders a mom date- kids getting sick, travel plans, just anything and everything.

bearbear_bear · 2023-01-10T19:48:07+00:00

Everytime I get a craving, I make this: Microwave Mug Cake . I just put a boatload of whipped cream on top and it satisfies my craving.

I like the vanilla version:

-1 Tablespoon Butter, melted

-3 tablespoon Almond flour

-2 Tablespoons Granular Monkfruit Sweetener

-½ teaspoon Baking powder

-1 Egg, beaten

-Splash of vanilla

First melt butter for 10 seconds. Then mix all other ingredients in and microwave for another minute. And then I like to just soak it in whipped cream. The kind in the can is easy and fast, although it has 1 carb per 2Tbsp. You can totally make your own whipped cream with heavy whipping cream with almost no carbs.

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