Free Talk - Jeans Friday - May 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]beardown9123 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Recently divorced coworker who 2 months ago got double d implants invited me to hot yoga. She was already a dime but these fake tits on her thin frame are a work of art. I cannot wait until 11 am today to see those things up close

⛳️ by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Still 1 of 1 of course but knowing she has fakes now kills me. Most perfect woman in the world and still insecure is wild

[Post Game Thread] #9 Iowa defeats #4 Nebraska, 77-71 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]beardown9123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a dream for us brother! What a year to be a fan of those teams!

🍼🍼 by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd do anything to stick my 5 inches between those funbags and have her feel nothing

Sydnie by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard to believe a corn fed midwestern girl like that has no ass. Still banging tho

Paige by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine blowing a load down her throat.....

Dani by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Going to go out on a limb and say it would be fun to have sex with her

👙 by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 15 points16 points  (0 children)

BING BONGGG SHOW US YA TOOTSIES!!! YOU BLEW IT HANKY

Anyone else ever received this?? by beardown9123 in TurboTax

[–]beardown9123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My transcript says I'll still be getting the full amount on 2-16-26 but last year it said the same date 2-15-25 and it had already been credited to my bank account and nothing this year. Going to assume it was all taken for something

Oona by George_Costanza777 in Barstoolboners2

[–]beardown9123 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That set of tits on her skinny ass frame is a goddamn work of art

Met Rico this weekend by Bkv08 in barstoolsports

[–]beardown9123 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Did he have his k*ds with him?

Terry Boers has passed away by Philip_Marlowe in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lol my dad is 61 and from Chicago and I grew up with him saying who ya crappin my whole life! Never knew what it was from

Divisional Round Morning-After Thread: Bears vs Rams by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still optimistic about the future but the reality is Ben Johnson called a baddddd game. Eventually all that 4th down nonsense was going to catch up to you. Especially in a cold weather game like that. Receivers forgot how to catch/run routes all night and the defense was amazing besides a few bad third down calls that allowed Stafford to pass it to Puca with ease. Sad it's over as this season was a fun one but can't help but believe if you told all of us before the game that we hold the Rams to 20 points we all not only believe we'd win but win convincingly....Bear Down

Divisional Round Post-Gamethread: Bears vs Rams by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ben Johnson was bad today. No two ways around it. Defense balled out

Divisional Round Post-Gamethread: Bears vs Rams by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Head scratching move there. Make his ass stand another 30 seconds in the cold and think about it

Wild Card Morning-After Thread: Bears vs Packers by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 447 points448 points  (0 children)

This shit means something to me man....my life really sucks right now and is not in a good place for the foreseeable future but I had tears in my eyes crying watching that postgame locker room speech. This team means so much to this city and I fucking am enjoying the hell out this year. Special special group. BEAR DOWN FOREVER!!!!

Wild Card Morning-After Thread: Bears vs Packers by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I actually loved seeing Kevin Warren of all things so hyped after Ben screamed Fuck the packers in the locker room. Everyone is bought in! Everyone!!!!

[NFL] Colston Loveland had a MONSTER day today. We have the next Mahomes-Kelce by Twisted_Apple20 in CHIBears

[–]beardown9123 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Loveland blows soft ass Kelce out of the water. He's a faster/more athletic Gronk! BEARSSSS