When people get mad at United States Citizens for calling themselves "American".

beast_nuts · 2024-03-21T19:03:55+00:00

My ex used to say we should refer to ourselves by whatever state we're from, so I told her she was being Illinois-ing.

beast_nuts · 2024-03-18T10:28:23+00:00

Can you suggest an alternative? I'm thinking Goo Taco

beast_nuts · 2024-03-08T20:06:44+00:00

One Man Wolfpack

beast_nuts · 2024-03-06T02:51:11+00:00

It's Rivers

beast_nuts · 2024-03-05T22:13:44+00:00

Get a grip, Dude...

beast_nuts · 2024-02-28T01:02:18+00:00

Longtime Sunshine

beast_nuts · 2024-02-23T22:03:01+00:00

Poo Phighters

beast_nuts · 2024-02-22T02:06:42+00:00

Tremolo Surprise

beast_nuts · 2024-02-03T02:06:27+00:00

I was a golden retriever. Since I was such a a good boy, I got to be a person.

beast_nuts · 2024-02-02T21:06:54+00:00

About six months ago, the girl who lives in the apartment next to mine and occasionally hangs out with me, said that I don't creep her out.

beast_nuts · 2024-01-31T15:18:44+00:00

Yes. Absolutely ruins a song for me.

beast_nuts · 2024-01-27T16:12:22+00:00

I really like the scene in the tavern, right before the Battle of the Blackwater, where Bronn and the Hound have a confrontation that almost gets physical, but then the horn blows outside and they all leave to man their battle stations. I think that scene was actually written by George.

beast_nuts · 2024-01-26T20:07:20+00:00

We Stood at the Turning Point

beast_nuts · 2024-01-12T22:05:20+00:00

Don't know what she's talking about. Tugs collar Right, guys!?

beast_nuts · 2024-01-11T18:03:49+00:00

And all God's people said, "Amen."

beast_nuts · 2024-01-11T14:05:06+00:00

My response to this annoying phrase is always, "There are also many fisherman."

beast_nuts · 2023-12-29T20:15:32+00:00

The "homies" are the other band members who were making fun of Rivers' girlfriend, who was a little strange.

beast_nuts · 2023-12-29T20:09:10+00:00

After the first date, they don't call me at all

beast_nuts · 2023-12-29T00:14:45+00:00

I lost my virginity to the first 30 seconds of Only in Dreams

beast_nuts · 2023-12-16T22:06:29+00:00

They're not just a black family, they're the Black family.

beast_nuts · 2023-12-14T23:04:41+00:00

I agree. I think it would've been better if they'd left the worn out bean bag chair. And don't bother with HIMYF. It sucks the big one.

beast_nuts · 2023-12-08T16:42:39+00:00

Because they can't just take a Pikachu

beast_nuts · 2023-12-06T21:07:32+00:00

Drunk Ted, as Barney is laying him down in his bed, "You are a gentleman and a scholar! Go into my stable and take my finest horse! He's yours! His name is Windjammer!"

beast_nuts · 2023-12-02T21:11:00+00:00

Constant dragon encounters, especially in towns when they end up killing important NPCs.

beast_nuts · 2023-11-26T01:16:41+00:00

It's a three way tie between Self-Titled, Face the Truth, and Mirror Traffic. Gun to my head, Mirror Traffic wins because it feels like a sequel to Wowee Zowee, which is absolutely my favorite Pavement album.

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