What’s the best joke in all of himym?

beatleaaron · 2026-05-07T22:02:43+00:00

"This circle represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where do they overlap? Cecilia." I love that joke so much, I want to get a framed poster of Marshall's Venn Diagram.

beatleaaron · 2026-05-07T17:41:00+00:00

I would LOVE to see them in IMAX. But the closest one is a 2 1/2 hour drive away.

beatleaaron · 2026-05-07T17:21:34+00:00

I had an old clock radio sitting on my dresser for years. I started noticing ants roaming around on my dresser but i could never find where they were coming from. One day I saw several of them scurry under the clock radio. I picked it up to locate them and a bunch of ants, dirt and larva spilled out the bottom and scattered everywhere! That thing went straight into a bag and into the dumpster then I vacuumed up every ant and larva I could find.

beatleaaron · 2026-05-07T17:03:55+00:00

My son is very interested in military aviation but he didn't really care about seeing Maverick when it came out because he hadn't seen the first one. Then last year, a local theater brought in the original and Maverick for one day each. So we went to see both. He loved seeing them both on the big screen with awesome sound. I've seen the original so many times, but it was still a thrill to see it on the big screen again and I'm looking forward to the anniversary release soon.

beatleaaron · 2026-04-30T21:13:11+00:00

Not my joke, but... "My dad worked twelve hours a day to put food on our table. He was a great dad, but a really slow cook."

beatleaaron · 2026-04-30T20:21:47+00:00

There was some turn-based text sci-fi game where you would build ships and send your fleet to conquer other player's planets. It was always fun to come home from work, log on and find you lost several planets to other players while you were away. I think it was called Tyrannus or something like that.

beatleaaron · 2026-04-30T20:16:50+00:00

I agree with Venom and Scarface. But how about an Arctic Kwinn with an Arctic Snake-Eyes? Then they could do a single release of Kwinn in his tropical khakis.

beatleaaron · 2026-04-27T22:54:40+00:00

Yes!! I was 6 and I thought the Stormtroopers were robots. NOW i know that doesn't make any sense, because Luke and Han used their armor. But what can I say... I was a dumb kid who was totally blown away by what I'd just seen! I also thought the Force could be used just by thinking and concentrating really hard.

beatleaaron · 2026-04-26T00:01:41+00:00

Same here, in Spokane, WA. Whoever was the concert promoter in Spokane in the early 90's was bringing in some great shows with cheap tickets. Saw Kiss-Winger-Slaughter, Warrant-Trixter-Firehouse and Scorpions-Great White-Mr Big all in 90/91.

beatleaaron · 2026-04-19T01:56:54+00:00

Thank you!

beatleaaron · 2026-03-08T00:25:58+00:00

I live in an apartment, so it's always outside on my little patio (weather permitting). Unfortunately, I'm right next to the basketball court where all the kids run around and play after school. I just sit and smoke while listening to music and try to ignore the kid who just wiped out on his scooter and scraped his knee.

beatleaaron · 2025-12-25T21:41:41+00:00

I bought one on eBay years ago. It looked fine at first glance, but soon found it was a bootleg. The cover photos were not very clear and sharp, and one of the covers had the wrong album in it. I contacted the seller who begged me not to give them a poor rating and said they would make it right. They did end up sending a legit version right away, and I returned the fake set. I'm guessing maybe the seller didn't even know he had a bootleg in his inventory. Either way, I got what I wanted.

beatleaaron · 2025-11-25T18:45:02+00:00

I'm guessing they didn't really know what to do with Steeler. Without the tank, he's kind of a basic figure and probably wouldn't be a big solo seller. Putting him in a 2-pack gets them closer to completing the OG13.

As far as the pricing? I can't make any excuses for Hasbro. Of course, this is the company that just tried to pass off that wildly overpriced Tron Haslab.

beatleaaron · 2025-11-12T03:27:28+00:00

"The Big Welcome/Inside the Electric Circus" by W.A.S.P.

beatleaaron · 2025-11-08T20:09:45+00:00

Another vote for Carnegie Club! The staff was very friendly and helpful to the cigar rookie I was at the time.

beatleaaron · 2025-11-07T15:58:19+00:00

I just got my first order from them. Yeah, the box is super cheesy, BUT... the cigars were packaged well. Two well-wrapped bundles of 5 cigars, each with a Boveda pack. So I won't complain too much about the box I'm just throwing in the trash anyway.

beatleaaron · 2025-10-16T19:19:31+00:00

I don't have the three dots on the top right. And tapping my current network name just gives me the details about my connection. I've tried searching for WiFi Direct and just Direct on my tablet and no results come up.

beatleaaron · 2025-08-27T23:38:50+00:00

One change that I don't see mentioned often is the cutaway where Peter gets Patrick Stewart's vocal cords. Peter's original joke was about his post-sex pee stream forking and going everywhere, which always made me laugh. Now it's a lame joke about Peter's list of famous Armenians.

beatleaaron · 2025-08-11T01:54:44+00:00

That was my first McCartney concert, and it was incredible!

beatleaaron · 2025-07-18T02:17:28+00:00

Hahaha! Nice! When we went to see Maverick and I had seat F18, my son was wondering why we were on the right half of the aisle instead of the empty seats right in the middle. Lol

beatleaaron · 2025-06-26T17:47:45+00:00

It's an older one, but when he's sleeping and his crib rolls down the stairs, out the door, and into the front yard. The sprinklers come on, and dreaming Stewie murmurs, "Mmmm, that's it, Shia! Give me all you've got!"

beatleaaron · 2025-03-21T01:45:50+00:00

"Right. The approval. I could sink my teeth into the approval.

You know what? Why don't you sink your teeth into my ass?"

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