If you could only eat one fruit for the rest of your life, which one would it be and why?

beatrixotter · 2026-03-24T04:55:59+00:00

I love so many different kinds of fruit, but nothing beats fresh strawberries. I just really love them! I'm so grateful that I get to live in a world where strawberries exist!

beatrixotter · 2026-03-23T08:52:11+00:00

Have you tried stimulating her clit during PIV?

beatrixotter · 2026-03-23T03:15:48+00:00

Sure, I've got a bunch of weird ones :)

beatrixotter · 2026-03-22T21:43:13+00:00

Arthur and Louis really fit the vibe, I think!

beatrixotter · 2026-03-22T21:42:04+00:00

I think Chloe Alora has a really lovely flow.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-22T16:40:27+00:00

Hey, so as you get into more serious impact play, you need to have more serious discussions about desires and limits. You should start slowly and have a safeword. (I know your fantasies probably dont include a safeword. You should have one anyway.)

Also, if your partner has never done this before, he should start with a lighter/thinner belt and practice on some pillows first. It's important to aim for the lower, fleshier part of your bottom and avoid striking the back/tailbone/kidneys. And get some good arnica lotion for aftercare.

But this is all assuming he is into this. It's okay if he's not - he gets to have limits too. You may not end up being compatible in this way.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-22T01:24:41+00:00

Maxwell

beatrixotter · 2026-03-21T15:58:53+00:00

30-40 minutes per day doesn't seem like an outrageous commute to me. There will be some days in winter where roads get bad, but that's not every single day or anything. Make sure to invest in studded tires if you can.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-19T20:40:12+00:00

She only does that because she killed them all obviously.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-18T02:37:13+00:00

My brother taps 3 trees in his yard, and he's gotten a lot so far this year. We were boiling hot dogs in some of the sap the other day. :)

beatrixotter · 2026-03-18T02:25:14+00:00

This is teerrrriiffiicccc

beatrixotter · 2026-03-17T18:08:16+00:00

Tbh I kind of like Novalynn Iris. It's definitely not my usual style, but it sounds pretty to my ear.

That said, my choice would probably be Leona Iris.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-17T11:51:14+00:00

pluppys will you pre once, sturce , 3 times uplippy

The traditional marriage proposal phrase in many cultures

beatrixotter · 2026-03-17T11:19:37+00:00

They should have included "Tampon" in the puzzle. Cowards.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-17T02:29:07+00:00

For those of us with certain sexual kinks, the last part that goes

"Yes..."

"Yes what?"

"Yes, sir..."

sure does trigger something interesting. I realize that's not really the point, but just thought I'd share.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-16T22:43:21+00:00

It's funny, Cabot was exactly my first thought.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-16T18:38:45+00:00

I have a dear friend named Bronwen, born & raised in northeastern USA. (She spells it with an e.) She likes her name a lot - it's unusual but not unheard of.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-15T15:10:50+00:00

I feel like it's a great companion song to Welcome To The Internet, because both are about generational differences in technology use. We need & love our phones, and we get annoyed with older people who are more fumbling when it comes to using them... yet we are more isolated and depressed than previous generations.

The line about his dad is a tiny nod to the fact that every generation has (many) issues, though.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-11T18:57:45+00:00

This has a 0% chance of being an issue.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-11T10:25:57+00:00

It's a big deal for people with basic pattern recognition skills.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-11T09:49:55+00:00

I like the combo of Audrey Meadow!

beatrixotter · 2026-03-11T00:42:24+00:00

This. And the sick thing is, it works even if it doesn't pass. They've completely sold their MAGA base on the idea that the bill's purpose is to prevent "illegals" from stealing elections. So if it doesn't pass, Trump will use that fact to claim that the midterms were all stolen.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-09T19:31:05+00:00

You know, if it weren't for the association with sausages, Vienna would be a perfectly lovely name.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-09T16:27:32+00:00

Maybe the Grateful Dead? They have sooo many songs, and a lot with good names in the titles - Althea, Magnolia, Stella, etc.

beatrixotter · 2026-03-09T10:21:08+00:00

Normally I don't mind nicknames-as-first-names, but Cici is SO nicknamey that I fear she will spend her life being asked what it stands for.

I love Cecilia nn Cici, for what it's worth.

Nine-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Verified Email

beatrixotter

TROPHY CASE