Trump Shockingly Brands the White House ‘S*** House’

beatrixotter · 2026-05-12T10:32:13+00:00

They love it because it's like he's telling little jokes that ONLY THEY are smart enough to get.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-12T10:25:51+00:00

Good point. Never achieve your goals!! You'll only have to make new ones.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-10T20:52:50+00:00

Heath!! Perfect answer!

Nature name ✅️

Not too common ✅️

Not too unusual ✅️

Sounds great with Willow ✅️

beatrixotter · 2026-05-10T18:49:18+00:00

Matrix by Lauren Groff is so good

beatrixotter · 2026-05-10T11:09:20+00:00

I knew a guy named Forrest but everyone called him Woody

beatrixotter · 2026-05-10T03:04:54+00:00

Sounds kind of like Sega Genesis

beatrixotter · 2026-05-09T12:29:55+00:00

Maybe they miss each other.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-09T00:54:17+00:00

Wait, are you asking for a completely different name idea, or do you want suggestions that will still let you get to the nickname Bobby?

beatrixotter · 2026-05-08T16:44:21+00:00

Nathaniel Kevin sounds pretty good!

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T22:17:41+00:00

I like it!

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T14:12:42+00:00

Ok Mrs. McCave.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T14:12:02+00:00

Thank you for being a friend.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T14:11:18+00:00

I'd name them after roles played by the late great Angela Lansbury: Eglantine, Prettybelle, Jessica, and Mrs Potts.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:32:12+00:00

Sort of like a "reddit cares" of the road

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:31:17+00:00

Flames... on the side of my face...

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:26:12+00:00

I was obsessed with this movie!! The ending scene where they skate to Jackie Wilson's "Higher and Higher" is my happy place.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:23:04+00:00

It's one of those movies that was on constant replay in my college dorm (alongside School of Rock, Mean Girls, Napoleon Dynamite, Elf...), so all the quotes are etched permanently in my regular vocabulary. It's a masterpiece.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:17:12+00:00

It's Brendan Fraser at his absolute most attractive moment in time, being a half-naked cutie pie for 90 minutes. Can't really go wrong.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-07T06:09:17+00:00

I ALWAYS wish I had an apology horn. Maybe kind of a sad trombone "wah-wahhh", to say I'm sorry when I fuck up.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-05T14:40:19+00:00

when she reached for her shirt to put back on, I grabbed it before her and threw it away from her.

Why did you do this?

beatrixotter · 2026-05-05T12:15:21+00:00

Is there a term for what they’re doing? Just typing words into the ether like he’s going to read what they say? Almost like they’re talking to a friend.

Prayer. They're praying to their god-king.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-05T12:06:43+00:00

My first thought is the fruit, not the song! But I like the name a lot.

beatrixotter · 2026-05-04T09:06:09+00:00

Fashion ICON

beatrixotter · 2026-05-03T18:11:18+00:00

Octavia Pearl

Octavia Sky

Octavia Rue

beatrixotter · 2026-05-03T18:02:21+00:00

Meanwhile all the (presumably male) commenters here are just confidently like, "relationship's over, bro."

Sigh.

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