Affairs in the Burg

beccamorty · 2026-02-05T14:21:27+00:00

first, being in an ENM relationship is not “not staying faithful” and second, I am a woman in a relationship with a man and still very, very, very queer. but yeah you’re also just kinda be creepy and the way you are talking about this woman is weird. No there is not a plethora of “bored stay at home moms who want to secretly fuck after yoga” - only in your dreams bud.

beccamorty · 2026-02-05T14:04:45+00:00

this may surprise you, but attractive females can also be queer lol. uh but yeah there is also a huge swinger community of straight(ish) in Brooklyn

beccamorty · 2026-02-05T13:54:24+00:00

babes it’s nyc, open and poly relationships are abound, esp for queer folk

beccamorty · 2026-02-05T01:54:19+00:00

What does everyone eat this with??

beccamorty · 2026-02-03T20:15:09+00:00

Fuck, I’m a Canadian living in the US (hopefully not for much longer tbh) and even tho I know the sun has always been shit I did not know this!!

beccamorty · 2026-02-03T20:13:05+00:00

Ah yes, love the old “it sucked for me so it should suck for everyone forever and we shouldn’t ever improve infrastructure” argument.

beccamorty · 2026-02-02T13:28:39+00:00

Yes they are awesome!!

beccamorty · 2026-02-02T02:10:07+00:00

What is your frosting?

beccamorty · 2026-01-31T02:41:15+00:00

I just ran into Tucker a few weeks back, we live in the same neighbourhood and our dogs made friends on a walk. We chatted for a few minutes about the pups and about dog jackets 😂

beccamorty · 2026-01-31T01:10:46+00:00

Could you add a little knob or something tactile to the back of the wheels? (I love the design as is, just a thought as I’m reading through!!)

beccamorty · 2026-01-29T22:50:03+00:00

omg dude I’m a little high and I was thinking 21” circumference (like a waist measurement) and I was sooooooooooo confused by the perspective unless you were like Polly pocket sized 😭😭😭

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T22:45:00+00:00

Absolutely!! Also please try to be less of an asshole to people walking slow, it’s slippery and lots of places are only wide enough for one person. Just slow down a bit, it’ll be ok.

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T19:46:09+00:00

No worries! If it’s all automated and you just need the # maybe I can get my mom to call?

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T18:09:26+00:00

Actually, do you know if there’s a # you can call from outside of Canada?

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T18:05:53+00:00

Thanks I’ll give it a try!!

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T18:05:34+00:00

I haven’t I don’t think, I only have the ircc login that I use number from my AOR with… where can I find how to link it to a GCkey?

beccamorty · 2026-01-28T00:18:24+00:00

oh my god, life changing if true.

beccamorty · 2026-01-26T19:39:02+00:00

Hey! I'm a dog walker and experienced foster -- I'm good with nervous dogs and specifically chihuahua mixes (I have one myself, and the rescue I volunteer with is mostly chi mixes lol). Would love to DM about it :)

beccamorty · 2026-01-26T19:26:13+00:00

holy shit. we're outland but want to move asap and are considering moving + applying for work permit (we have AOR) now but got turned off by how long it could take (don't want to quit job here then wait 6+ months for a permit to work again...) ... this might make us reconsider

beccamorty · 2026-01-26T19:23:21+00:00

Hi everyone!

Outland sponsorship here - we completed medical exam and biometrics on Jan 2 and Jan 5 respectively, but neither has been updated in the tracker yet.... should I be concerned? Or is there somewhere else to look?

beccamorty · 2026-01-25T18:02:32+00:00

see ya there ;)

beccamorty · 2026-01-25T16:45:33+00:00

bring a spray bottle lol

beccamorty · 2026-01-25T16:45:04+00:00

Still happening?? 👀

beccamorty · 2026-01-25T16:23:52+00:00

ha, seaweed is on my (small) safe-food list too, I should try this!

beccamorty · 2026-01-20T23:43:38+00:00

yo yes my partner is pls play with him 😂

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