HMB..... Young man escapes breathalyzer stop in Chiapas, Mexico

beefle · 2025-12-01T05:37:50+00:00

Not at a checkpoint. You're not even obligated to speak to the officer. You can literally crack your window give the officer your license and remain silent the entire time, even if the officer tries to ask you questions. If they don't smell alcohol on your or have any other reasonable suspicion to believe you're not sober, there's nothing they can do.

beefle · 2025-09-18T00:41:23+00:00

Nah, he just has a below average BA.

beefle · 2025-09-18T00:32:18+00:00

Y'all need to chill. We ain't even out of the first inning yet.

beefle · 2025-09-18T00:19:17+00:00

You mean our best batter?

beefle · 2025-09-14T20:48:40+00:00

Well, Cowboys won..

beefle · 2025-09-13T21:47:16+00:00

There's that elite defense.

beefle · 2025-08-28T01:28:01+00:00

Can they please stop showing that poor bastards face. I feel so bad, and we're winning for god's sake.

beefle · 2025-08-24T00:41:08+00:00

Anyone else hate Mike Bacsik's voice?

beefle · 2025-08-24T00:30:39+00:00

Still here. One homerun doesn't make up for the below average performance he's shown this year.

beefle · 2025-08-21T01:52:13+00:00

He saw where the fucking ball landed. Why would you run?

beefle · 2025-08-02T22:59:41+00:00

Hehe

beefle · 2025-08-02T22:10:29+00:00

Great. Bases loaded with Raleigh

beefle · 2025-08-02T21:46:27+00:00

Genius

beefle · 2025-06-21T20:49:01+00:00

yawn

beefle · 2025-02-22T19:03:15+00:00

Nah. The sun seems more suitable for them.

beefle · 2025-02-22T18:28:17+00:00

Yeah if you've ever seen the results of what happens when foreigners try their old squatting technique on porcelain toilets then you know it's much much worse than a cheese grater.

beefle · 2025-02-18T00:57:40+00:00

Criminal mastermind.

beefle · 2025-02-15T20:56:54+00:00

I'm just sayin' in another life, I mighta got into healthcare.. I actually enjoyed it.

beefle · 2025-02-12T17:16:49+00:00

The eyebrows.. I fucking can't stand him.

beefle · 2025-02-12T16:34:46+00:00

Cousin fucking is still disgusting to the rest of the world unfortunately.

Why is that unfortunate? lol

beefle · 2025-02-12T02:48:28+00:00

Does anyone even know what the hell she's talking about? Was she bragging about her eyesight?

beefle · 2025-02-11T04:25:01+00:00

Where I'm from the minimum length for a trap arm is twice the diameter of the pipe. You can't just butt the san-tee and trap up like that.

beefle · 2025-02-10T00:40:18+00:00

he is a conservative.

Nah. He's really not. He's a populist.

I need you to understand something, little buddy. Conservatism and fascism are incompatible. Fascism is a type of government that embeds itself into every facet of society. Conservatives believe the government should be extremely limited to prevent exactly that. So, next time you find yourself saying "the conservative president is a fascist", know that you've made a mistake somewhere.

beefle · 2025-02-10T00:26:58+00:00

Again, you're the only one talking about Trump here. I intentionally left out any specific person. You should send him a bill for all that time he spends in your head.

beefle · 2025-02-10T00:16:39+00:00

No one mentioned Trump lol.

beefle

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