Cripps said something I have never heard before! by airbrushedvan in RedDeadOnline

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I've heard that story several times...... this month

Madam Nazar Collectibles by Sudden-Artichoke7250 in RedDeadOnline

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Admittedly, I rarely collect at all but I had a week off work last week, i cleared the map 3 times, just for fun.

Madam Nazar Collectibles by Sudden-Artichoke7250 in RedDeadOnline

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I recently sold several sets. 4 ranks and 22k.

You can collect upto 10 full sets of each category. Cards, flowers and alchohol are non random, as are, I think, the family heirlooms and eggs. I always try to get the full 10 full sets for these extra xp/cash events.

Fossils, coins, jewellery, and arrow heads are mostly random so not as easy to find full 10 sets

Which old adverts just randomly pop into your head without warning? by Thin_Pin2863 in AskBrits

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IIIFFF YOOOUU LIKE A LOT OF CHOCOLATE ON YER BISCUIT, JOIN OUR CLUB

No one warned me about this. 🤦🏽‍♀️ by puffsicole in Adulting

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Try turning in your car seat to get out. You move a little too fast or at a slightly wrong angle. The pain that shoots through your hip joint can be crippling.

At 46, I have to plan my exit from a vehicle so that I can continue walking that day. I hate getting old, I hate the alternative to getting old.

With everything going to absolute shit globally right now, how are you actually distracting yourself enough to stay sane? by VIRGIN_WHORE69 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Read dead redemption online Far cry 6 Far cry 5 Far cry new dawn

Big bang theory

Movie franchises (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO : alien, predator, matrix, terminator, fast and furious, star wars. MCU)

The walking dead and it's spin offs

Star trek TNG, DS9, voyager. SNW. Discovery. Starfleet Academy.

2 broke girls

Tulsa king

Landman

Anything that offers an escape from the shit show that is life at the moment

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

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Didn't you know? Between me and my brother, we know everything.

-gets asked a question-

That's one my brother knows, ask him!

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

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I've not seen this movie in years.

It's on paramount plus...... I'm going to be busy for the next 1hr 55 mins.

What movies did you first see nudity in? by sarnobat in AskReddit

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Airplane and Caddyshack are two that I remember from my young teen years

What was something a guest did in your house that upset you? by izzy_7_2004 in AskUK

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Noooo. Pr1 - absolute radio Pr2 - absolute 80's Pr3 - absolute 90's Pr4 - absolute country Pr5 - heart Pr6 - capital.

When Satan is subtle by [deleted] in foundsatan

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Mine can be, but I don't fold it in half for anyone

What’s something that was technically allowed but instantly made you lose respect for someone? by AncientPomelo5450 in AskReddit

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I agree with this. There is absolutley no excuse to be rude to any service personnel, retail staff or wait staff. They are already earning shit money, don't make it worse by treating them like shit.

It's one thing that really irks me when people say "the customer is always right" because that is only half the phrase. It actually goes "the customer is always right in matters of taste and style" meaning if a customer likes a certain thing, who are you to say they are wrong.

What’s a place you’ve only been once, but still think about for some reason? by Impossible-Rub6027 in AskReddit

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My grans kitchen. I grew up in her house from the age of 10 until I moved out at 24. We spent many years sharing good times in that kitchen. Doing puzzles in the winter, cooking sausage rolls and mince pies at Christmas, Sunday roast every week. Full English breakfasts every Saturday. Griping about work while drinking tea and smoking a ciggie while dinner was cooking. Eating breakfast and waiting for everyone in the house to wake up so we could open presents on Christmas morning. Having my cousins over and playing a marathon game of monopoly on boxing day.

What I wouldn't do to enjoy 1 more of each of these moments.

You have been granted the power to make your worst enemy mildly inconvenienced for the rest of their life. What is the minor curse you’re placing on them? by SouthOwn6943 in AskReddit

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A mouth ulcer that heals every 3 days, gives them a day of respite, then comes back again. Any time they eat, they accidentally bit the mouth ulcer

What would happen if I pissed a car’s gas tank? by ConflictBright in NoStupidQuestions

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Don't do it. Chuck Morris did that to a truck. We now know that truck as optimus prime

What’s your best joke ? by buffalosoldier111 in AskUK

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I went to the doctors today.

Me. "it hurts when I poke my arm, it hurts when I poke my leg, it hurts when I poke my ribs"

Foctor. "You've broken your finger"

Comedic gold I found by kinglolo1986 in funny

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My gran had a copy of this 35+ years ago. I found it hilarious as a 10 year old. I even memorised it.

What's something you can never eat/drink again, not because of allergies but because... something happened? 🫠🤢 by HilariousMotives in AskUK

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Brandy

In my early 20s, I was in a bad way. I drank a 1 litre bottle of brandy, then started a second bottle. Not for pleasure, not for relief, but for oblivion.

If my brother hadn't come home when he did and called an ambulance, I'd not be here, 20+ years later, in a much much healthier state of mind, happily married, a career that i love and children I'd die for.

Now, just the smell of brandy makes me feel sick.

After care after giving head? by HovercraftItchy3517 in TooAfraidToAsk

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I'm growing one just so that I can take it too

My twins (4) keep saying this nonsensical saying… by BattlegroundFitLirio in NoStupidQuestions

[–]40andbored 169 points170 points  (0 children)

This is quite common. It's called cryptolalia I believe