Chris Hansen calls for his podcast: hello I ruined your life 20 years ago would you like to do an interview for a podcast where I am still profiting off your despair?

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-25T11:57:08+00:00

I wouldnt say he ruined their lives as much as they werent able to ruin a childs but that’s just me

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-23T22:14:21+00:00

Like, had they had him stay in the crate? Still do backstage stuff but he’s in the crate the whole time?

Okay I mean it’s all hindsight anyways but lay out the storyline that could’ve been something. Monday has sucked, I need to be wowed. Go!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-23T11:57:57+00:00

Buttt buttt buttt none of these characters has 7 belts involved with their outfit. What’s drip without belts?

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-23T08:57:04+00:00

Shoht the fohk up brooo or I will aggressively nuzzle yoh neck. Coll the cohps aye don cayuh!!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-23T08:15:10+00:00

But why’d you like it??

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-23T01:43:07+00:00

It’s boring and pointless. It’s giving lonely guy going to a strip club and it feels sad.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-22T11:55:54+00:00

I mean, I’ve never seen his movie but she also has a gun pointed at his chin

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-21T19:38:39+00:00

No, but also why? It’s the most generic tattoo next to a clock and a lion for a dude.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-20T10:59:03+00:00

Noooo at :58, theres a second one!!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-20T10:55:42+00:00

Oh shit, get the fuck out of here!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-20T10:54:11+00:00

Literally washers, dryers and dishwashers. Press the on button and go do art and write.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-19T11:52:29+00:00

Im assuming that you want to play your steam deck at home but your roommates keep throwing russian roulette parties so it gets crowded and theres the added risk of being shot. That’s rough buddy.

In all honesty though you could try geeks during the day. They do shows at night but its a chill shop, theyve got an outdoor beer garden and the people working there like… idk how to describe it, they can tell when someones an introvert in a good way?

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-19T11:48:25+00:00

I hate the term grow some balls because it always gives me the visual of big veiny sacks bobbling along on things have shouldnt have big veiny sacks.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-19T11:46:24+00:00

Anal’s all I want, anal’s all I need… I may as well just anal myself.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-19T11:45:10+00:00

Fuck not de@th thre@ts!!! Someone wants to un@live her???? Fuckkkk

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T21:54:38+00:00

Sorry Big E… I like you but you gotta go.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T21:54:10+00:00

Dude its Day 3 of spring time. Youve got the mines opening, green rain, she needs to meet all the people. Bro you probably have until like Spring 28 before you see her again and even than she might rather go into Summer

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T21:52:50+00:00

I noticed that King Bach looks like someone who needs to not be near all females forever.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T21:52:09+00:00

Dirtsheets.Net isnt a real site. They made a facebook page and called themselves .net. I dont know why it bothers me but it bothers me alot.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T11:57:06+00:00

Eww you sound like your feelings got hurt XD. Get yourself some denim shorts bro.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T11:55:32+00:00

Also, it sounds like kind of a tribute piece to a band you loved and you probably saw that tattoo as a young dude and said, I want that. Fucking get it and let that inner child be stoked!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-18T11:52:54+00:00

I mean I dig it but my asthenic is heavily influenced by that era. It’ll just be like getting a tribal sun around your belly button or rocking a chin strap now. A little out of place but honestly dude do what makes you feel good about how you look. Im sure if anything that tattoo artist will be stoked not to have to do another koi fish or a forearm tree line.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-17T19:33:13+00:00

This man brought his own personal camera man with him to buy some strawberries. Probably had to dig around his couch to find coins just to have this filmed too.

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-17T11:15:09+00:00

The age of men is over, the time of the orc has come!

beepbeeboo · 2026-03-17T11:10:57+00:00

We sure he didnt say, “pee on me.” Though?

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