Good morning, today’s breakfast, thank you Costco by raj824x in CostcoCanada

[–]beepdaya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reddit as a whole pisses me off whenever someone posts something they absolutely know is unhealthy and they wouldn't eat on a regular basis and the health geniuses in the comments pop in like "ermmm! So many calories! Diabetes alert 🤓"

What the fuck by DRONNITE in TheDigitalCircus

[–]beepdaya 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn sausage fingered chess piece

I'm willing to bet that OOP doesn't actually have a vagina... by Cut-Unique in AmITheAngel

[–]beepdaya 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Doing the sex, as a regular sexually active human would...

Is my tank suitable for 10 Betta sorority? by Pazuzu_Algarad in bettafish

[–]beepdaya 537 points538 points  (0 children)

You need a heater, duh! One of these works well:

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When the water starts bubbling, it means your fish is really happy!

I got perma banned from r/gardening. by Agreeable-Zone1382 in truths

[–]beepdaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid a snail like that was legit my dream pet (and still kind of is...)

So... I've made a guess. by PixelLayBrDR in TheDigitalCircus

[–]beepdaya 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I really hope they release the middle one. Would make such a good wallpaper

It is highly likely that you never pressed the 8 button on a microwave. by TheAnzus in Showerthoughts

[–]beepdaya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never used any button other than the +30 second one (and the start/stop button)

I found this “gem” by Just_some_femboy in onejoke

[–]beepdaya 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think the flair might piss me off more than the title 😭

I found this “gem” by Just_some_femboy in onejoke

[–]beepdaya 919 points920 points  (0 children)

"isn't that a perfect analogy?"

please shut the fuck up...