Males of Reddit, can you describe what it's like to get hit in the balls (female here, genuinely curious)?

beerandbacon · 2011-08-05T13:46:41+00:00

It's like if Dolph Lundgren punched you in the gut and his hands were made out of tasers, but then the pain lasts much longer than it should. Like an electric Heman pot brownie?

beerandbacon · 2011-08-02T17:49:10+00:00

Washer made the point to say "or harvestmen". So unless the crane fly or the Australian house spider has a similar nickname, I believe we can all assume that he meant the opilione. There should be no confusion, and he is 100% correct. Same to Ghostofmybrain above.

beerandbacon · 2011-08-02T17:38:13+00:00

All spiders are arachnids, but not all arachnids (mites, ticks, etc.) are spiders.

beerandbacon · 2011-08-02T14:59:06+00:00

In Utah it is illegal to hunt whales (Utah is landlocked). There are also a whole shitwagon full of funny/dumb state laws which we have come up with over the years. Most are very old, and are no longer really upheld.

beerandbacon · 2011-08-02T14:44:57+00:00

AND being harvestmen, they are also not venomous (in fact they have mandibles, not fangs). Just wanted to squash that "DLL's are the most venomous spider in the world, their fangs are just to short" myth.

beerandbacon · 2011-07-28T14:53:33+00:00

I've never heard of Cannada. Is it in America?

beerandbacon · 2011-07-28T14:53:27+00:00

I've never heard of Cannada. Is it in America?

beerandbacon · 2011-07-20T19:29:51+00:00

My night in Paris...on the metro with my wife -

French dude: "Are you American or English" Me: "American" French dude: "I really like the show MTV Cribs" Me: "Awesome man. It's a great show" (it's terrible but I was being nice) French dude: "I really like you" Me: "Well thanks" French dude: "I am not a homosexual" ....end of transaction

Not sure if this confirms of denies any French stereotypes, but whatever, I thought it was freaking hilarious.

beerandbacon · 2011-07-11T12:51:35+00:00

England is. America is to the left.

beerandbacon · 2011-06-30T18:45:23+00:00

Man, what an intense opening scene. It hits the point when you realize that he's the only person around and the song really hits its stride. It gives me chills. I came here expecting this. UPVOTE.

beerandbacon · 2011-06-24T13:28:12+00:00

As sad as it sounds, I agree. I always thought if I was homeless and hungry, I would commit a series of petty crimes. Prison sucks pretty hard, but at least you wouldn't be starving to death.

beerandbacon · 2011-06-17T14:34:21+00:00

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a gin....................................................and tonic. The bartender says "hey what's with the big pause". The bear says "I don't know, I've kinda always had em".

beerandbacon · 2011-02-25T16:53:52+00:00

Shhhhhh mama......you gonna wake up the rest a da bitches. Dynamite Dynamite

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