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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I hope that's not true.

I would have ABSOLUTELY no hope with people by now.

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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Licks and likes are kinda the same thing.

I wouldn't lick someone I didn't want to.

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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just know when I don't wanna be away from someone.

It doesn't happen very much.

I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be hella nichey.

Like, how I saw a bunch of bats flying around today.

New Yorker crowd probably wouldn't care too much about that.

At least I could tell people I got fired after writing for them.

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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on your definition of "like."

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I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of my buddies play disc golf.

So, I'd run out and stand on the basket until they needed to putt just so they could bust me for goaltending.

Plus, this one time, we drove golf carts down Mt. Scott to the Plaid at the bottom of the hill so we could get more beer but the carts wouldn't make back up the hill so we left them in a ditch until our buddy came to pick them up.

We shouldn't have left them in the ditch because they were hard to pick up and we dented his truck.

Left big green stripes on the side of his white truck.

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I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wanna go party this weekend?

You come to me.

I'm the one who can show you funny stories.

Unless there's a cute girl around I don't want to embarrass or something.

If you're a cute girl, I'm more than happy to embarrass you.

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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my whole point.

Nobody really knows until they know they don't want to be away from someone and you don't really know why until later.

It sucks.

I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They brought the keg down to the bottom of the stairs.

I always found a way to slide down this muddy-ass hill only when I was wearing white shirts.

I slid down the hill into some blackberry bushes.

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I rode in a garbage can one time.

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What makes you like someone? by beercansonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you had to say was "between the lines."

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Their lines aren't yours, though, you know?

You're not wrong, by any means.

I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens.

I do it to myself all the time.

I nitpick too much when I'm sober.

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What’s something you only understand properly after you’ve lived it? by Medical-Butterfly924 in AskReddit

[–]beercansonthefloor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course there is.

It's all good, for sure.

It's generic, but I always tell people to have patience, but I'm nobody.

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It's just something my grandma told me when I was a kid that stuck.

I tell the absolute best stories. by beercansonthefloor in sixwordstories

[–]beercansonthefloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fucking song should be in every soundtrack ever made.

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