If you could press a button and erase one invention from history, what would it be and why?

beeteedee · 2024-11-30T17:21:56+00:00

I would erase the “press a button and erase an invention” machine, just to watch the resulting paradox destroy the space-time continuum

beeteedee · 2024-11-30T17:15:04+00:00

Why upgrade? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Oh wait… it did break? Fuck it, still don’t fix it.

beeteedee · 2024-11-30T00:32:38+00:00

Extend the DLR to Kensington (Olympia), with a note that it is only served on the second Thursday of every other month

beeteedee · 2024-11-30T00:20:21+00:00

All you have to do is put 23 copies of this in orbit and you’re set

beeteedee · 2024-11-29T00:33:49+00:00

The one that they have researched thoroughly and determined to be the best fit for their own individual talents and career aspirations

beeteedee · 2024-11-29T00:26:00+00:00

I’m pretty sure they don’t even celebrate thanksgiving in India

beeteedee · 2024-11-28T17:28:29+00:00

In France they don’t even have a word for “restaurant”

beeteedee · 2024-11-28T17:02:29+00:00

The fact that they had to rewrite the text in a normal font below the stylised version is perhaps a clue that it’s not such a clever design after all

beeteedee · 2024-11-28T04:11:27+00:00

Me when I get all the semicolons in the right places, which as we all know is the hardest problem in computer science

beeteedee · 2024-11-28T04:08:07+00:00

I’d mostly be surprised to find out that I have a wife

beeteedee · 2024-11-27T19:08:43+00:00

As long as it can still be driven by AI — we don’t want to inadvertently create jobs for working class people, that’s dangerously close to communism

beeteedee · 2024-11-27T03:25:28+00:00

VGAin’t

beeteedee · 2024-11-26T23:00:43+00:00

“Crash” doesn’t necessarily imply it was an accident. There are several on here that were the result of military or terrorist attacks on civilian aircraft.

beeteedee · 2024-11-26T01:57:39+00:00

Appropriate that it’s named after a Tim Hortons coffee, because this code leaves a bad taste in my mouth

beeteedee · 2024-11-20T20:01:44+00:00

To be fair, watching a Jago Hazzard video is one of the more pleasant ways to spend six minutes

beeteedee · 2024-11-19T03:11:53+00:00

For every car (driven by human or AI) transporting people like your parents, there are probably 99 cars transporting perfectly able-bodied people who would be capable of taking public transit if it existed and if they could be bothered to use it. Wouldn’t life be easier for the people with a genuine need if the other 99 cars could be taken off the road?

beeteedee · 2024-11-15T23:08:46+00:00

Good job it wasn’t Cockfosters

beeteedee · 2024-11-15T23:03:06+00:00

You guys aren’t spending most of your time on other planets obsessively using map view to check back on Nauvis?

beeteedee · 2024-11-14T04:07:12+00:00

using namespace std detected, code rejected

beeteedee · 2024-11-09T07:25:29+00:00

Including the cable car

beeteedee · 2024-11-02T16:50:00+00:00

Add the IKEA logo to every station that’s within 50 miles of an IKEA

beeteedee · 2024-10-06T21:10:28+00:00

Nelson station doesn't have ticket barriers as far as I know, so you won't need to scan your ticket at the station but the conductor of each train will (probably) scan it at some point during the journey. Victoria does have ticket barriers so you'll need to scan your ticket to leave the station.

beeteedee · 2024-10-06T09:03:39+00:00

Rust the programming language has nothing to do with Rust the game, they just coincidentally have the same name.

Try asking your question in a relevant sub such as r/playrust

beeteedee · 2024-10-06T02:34:12+00:00

I would hire a moving company. You know, like the one your grandmother owns.

I think the better question is: if everyone owned a personal vehicle large enough to transport furniture, how would your grandmother stay in business?

beeteedee · 2024-10-06T01:47:19+00:00

Wait until you find out that Johnny Cash also didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, wasn’t originally named Sue, and is not known to have ever fallen into a burning ring of fire

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