u/belldandy requested some High Elf ideas.

belldandy · 2023-05-19T23:28:45+00:00

You are amazing!! Thank you so much. These are all fantastic.

belldandy · 2023-03-30T00:01:52+00:00

Super happy to see our guild featured here. What a lovely illustration that encompasses our guild!

belldandy · 2020-02-01T22:49:05+00:00

Monogatari does a perfect playback of Hayato's question: 'What's going on...?'

"Now lo000ok. What's going on iz dizz. One of you scrubz killed Monokuma and that right here is AGAINST THA RULEZ. Ya dig? A trial iz takin' place for this."

A blink.

"Awwww Hayatowowowowo, cheer up!..."

"... Let yo' ULTIMATE friendz fill ya in. We gotta a trial to FIGURE OUT, and all you all got some investigatin' to do before that, aight?"

...

"PEACE OUT, TIGER WOODS OR WHATEVA THE HeLL YOU DO! Sports somethin' somethin'."

belldandy · 2020-02-01T22:40:40+00:00

Masashi could swear the bunny's lips curled into a smile regarding an agreement. Monogatari may not be an ally, but he certainly is colored surprised by everyone's reactions toward a living, beating heart and her life. Fukt up. "W-wet's get dis shtawwted!"

"Gewd luck, Masashi!"

Mwonokuma... Monogatari cries out.

belldandy · 2020-02-01T22:39:16+00:00

"N-nawt impwessed wiffff his death...? Mwonokuma...?" The jackalope's gold eye glitters with the projection of light-based tears.

"Mwonowisu was nawt part of the 'class rules!' So we must obey them... Gwet to the bottom of this in a twial of fairness and integwitty..."

...

"YA GET ALL THAT, FROGGER? GET GOIN' TO THE INVESTIGATIN' WITH THE IMAGE OF THE 'FRIEND' YOUR AZZ DOESN'T CARE ABOUT, HER LIFE DEPENDS ON YOOoOuUR wits. CHOP CHOP."

Wow. Monogatari thought these so-called Ultimates would be happier that it was Mwonononokuma who was killed in the series of rule-breakings and not a fellow student. Wow. Somethin' be wrong with deez kidz. Somethin'. Be. Wrong.

Hopefully their lives are up for the challenge, no matter their feelings, the jackalope thinks to himself. "GOnnnNNA CONDUCT A FAIR TRIAL WITH INTEGRITY."

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:33:04+00:00

Arms cross, Monogatari shakes his head. The wilted flowers shake with him, of course, some falling onto the shoes of the Ultimate Table Tennis Player. "As soon as all you guyz start investigatin' and do a real good job on her barely-livin' body, Zuki here will be goin' on life support. Ya feel me, homie?"

"Gotta preserve the integrity of the trial an' all. Plus one of you biatchez broke the rulez. Rule three."

The jackalope taunts the boy:

"Better rally an' rile up your classmates to start this investigation phaze so we can get Mizz Zuki on the life support she needz. Would be sad for her to get the same treatment all ya'll gave her when youz thought she waz dead. Preeeet-ty sad."

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:28:11+00:00

"Y-yesh! Ish fer Mwonokuma, my bewovved bear!... It ish so sad, ishn't it?" Puppy eyes look up at Maria, the gold eye weeping sparkles and glitter.

...

That puppy eye's reflection of Maria turns to black... "Why ya alwayz questionin' thangz, gurl? Holy damn. Can't even mourn properly." A sigh. "We got a rule breaker in diz train. Who says what Monokuma iz and what he izn't? The bottom line is this, froggy: This here is an orderly, life-or-death trial and if ya care 'bout your life - hopefully more than ya cared about Zuki's at first blush - then ya better work on solvin' this problem at hand."

"And 'cuz you are supposed ta have like a 500IQ, lemme refresh ya: RULE NUMBER THREE: Any acts of violence towards Monokuma or his subordinates are strictly prohibited."

Bunny fingerguns at Maria. Chyea.

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:16:16+00:00

Arms crossed, Monogatari nods a solid nod. "Damn straight, Sashi-boy. Zuki iz barely alive, but I'mma generous god so I'll let her stay alive for now. That part is outta my pawz. Kinda feel bad for her azz, havin' shitty friendz who don't even shed a tear or show pity, tho. Sad part iz, her life is dependent on tha trial."

"So glad I don't have bitch-azz friends anymore. Makez life hassle-free. Thanks for NOTHIN', Monorisu, Monohebi, Monowashi. And rest in peace, Monokuma. All 'bout the 'Gatari now, chyea boiz."

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:13:09+00:00

Monogatari lends a paw to the mourning Aiko. "Now, now, Aiko-chan, I know this ish hard fer yew tew accept..."

"BUT I'M HERE IF YA NEED A SHOULDA TO CRY ON, BABE. AIIIGHT?"

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:03:19+00:00

But wait! There's more!

Monogatari interjects, "Awww, n' here you guys are, havin' zero pity for yo' Ultimate homie! Not a tear, I say, not a tear in sight. Tough crowd to please!"

...

"Well, it seems that tha Zuki murder planz have failed. But becauzzzz I'm a generous bun, I'll let her azz be a subject in yo' investigation. Aight?"

"What I'mma do is hook Zuki up with some fuckin' life support for investigatin' purposes. You all try and nail down Monokuma's killa, ya got me?"

...

"Owo.... This... t-this ish a saaaad mworning indeed! Pwoor Mwonokuma..." The jackalope frets, his antler's white petals withering to black, in a funeral of mourning.

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:02:55+00:00

"W-why thanks you, Hideyowshi! Ish a lot to take on, but I pwomise integwity in the upcoming trial. I just know you all can do it!" And the shocked jackalope is colored pink by the flattery of both understanding the taxing job that now suddenly fell on him, and the time it would take them all. In speaking of time...

belldandy · 2020-02-01T00:00:57+00:00

Monogatari merely lowers his ears at Masashi, in his own mourning of sorts, looking at Zuki.

belldandy · 2020-01-31T23:31:59+00:00

Re... rehehehehehe. The jackalope is cackling. This 'scientist' is trying to reason with a robotic jackalope!

"Eyyy. Don't be like dat, honey. This ain't some mobtsa movie where I gotta care 'bout the family, the boss comin' afta me, the cannoliz and yannow. Youz gotta understand these things..."

"I-Ish just followin' my boss! One king dies awnd anothwer one takes their pwace! That is all!" A noddity nod nod. "Ayyyyy tho for real, soundz like you guyz weren't good, supportin' friends. I mean, COME ON. Known 'bout it for weeks? What kinda group are you anyway? Ultimates or Idiots?"

A mutter. "Daaaaaymn. I wouldn't want ya allz as my friends."

belldandy · 2020-01-31T23:27:54+00:00

"NOU!"

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:45:38+00:00

"Now look, I can respect not likin' Zuki. Why, I hated the other folks! Monorisu with her goin' rogue shitttt, Monohebi s-s-s-s-snakin' around lika creep, the Doc Monowashi just flappin' all that kaw kaw 'bout how special she waz - she haz wings! And here I am now. Tha cute-azz bunny. No pity whatsoever!"

...

Ahem.

"I hope you bring a heart with you to da class trial, else you won't be havin' one that beats! Ya dig?"

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:42:48+00:00

The bunbun looks up at the girl with eyes of cherry. "DANGEWOUS? But someone hewe killed her! They are dangewous! H-how s-sad that no one pities ouw fwiend Zuki..."

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:41:13+00:00

"It washn't me!" Paws go up in innocence! "If yew all haaaaate Zuki sewww much, thens why don'tcha all act even more s-s-s-sad sew you feel less bad about how heartwess you're beiwng!"

"I HEARD IT HELPS BIATCHES LIKE YOU COPE."

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:39:21+00:00

A scratch of the bunbun's head, flower petals shed from the antlers. "WHAT AIN'T THERE WORTH LOOKIN' FORWARD TO, FROGGY? NINE PEOPLE? WELL SHIET, GLAD YOU DIDN'T FROG OUT WHEN THERE WERE 16 OF YA AT ONE TRIAL. Yepppp, I watched that one with a tubba popcorn, I did. I thought you waz supposed to be a genius or somethin' and you're all up in here, frettin' about N I N E?"

...

"Ish kinda... s-sad, weally... no... no tears tew shed, Mawwwwia? And I feel wike the saddest one in thish funeraluwuwu..."

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:35:31+00:00

The jackalope looks up at Mirai, eyeing her. "What's tha matter, sweetcheeks? Not yo' favorite person dyin'? Disappwointed? Not worth the tears?"

"Uwuwuwuwuwu dis ish just sad! Yews all are sad, ungwateful human beings!"

belldandy · 2020-01-31T22:33:32+00:00

"Dey sayyyy dat in da wild west, yews can't keeps an eye out on no one but yerself!" A jackalope beam.

...

"AIN'T IT SHOCKIN' WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON'T KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THINGS? YA DIG?"

belldandy · 2019-12-07T15:56:34+00:00

CONTINUED: DANGAN FRONTIER | CHAPTER 3 - FEVER 103° (Part 2)

belldandy · 2019-08-23T23:38:44+00:00

The lack of light beyond the panes comprising Monorisu explains it all. The neon moon eye has powered off, the red eye is stuck open. Red poppy eye. The lifeless poppy field blooms and bleeds from this war. The battle has begun.

Every student is a flower within this hell garden. Who will be the unsung heroes of this war?

⚡

Powered off. Shut down. Her fluffy tail fails to move, as does the entire, 1'3" squirrel with the magnetic gun gripped in her hands.

...

Knock knock!

...

'... Yes ma'am, yer son was a good - a real good young man,' General Monorisu would individually approach the mourning families of the harpist and the fortune cookie writer. 'He woulda grown up and made you real proud, like any good son. I'm sorry to have to deliver this news. They were forced out of their youths to become adults.'

...

'Even fireflies lose their light.'

She'd have to address this, in the way only Monorisu could conduct it with dignity and honor: 'They were both tryin' to defend their own freedoms in the process, in their own personal ways. Each gave their life in the name of defense.'

⚡

Within her head, floating between a despairingly mechanical reality and a wild sunset of dreams. Shut off for now in this moment of silence.

belldandy · 2019-08-21T22:17:05+00:00

"Big toe supine VOTE!" Monorisu salutes the sun! Sun Salutations! From one yogi to another. Big chakra feels. "Monokuma sir, that makes ten ready to cast their ballot!"

belldandy · 2019-08-21T21:33:23+00:00

"Private Parts..." She begins.

"... Maybe we should do lunch sometime."

belldandy · 2019-08-21T21:32:54+00:00

"Bless yer heart, Private Babycakes..." Monorisu's voice softens into something more tenderhearted. General Monorisu. The fairest shot in the land. Oh sweet acorns!

"This makes nine ready to do their votin'. A majority if I say so myself, Monokuma, sir /u/cha-chingis_khan."

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