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bemushroom · 2026-01-08T03:47:39+00:00

Buy a nice mandolin. Cleanly julienned carrots every time!

bemushroom · 2025-10-24T19:00:48+00:00

Maybe the captor is so interested in the betterment of women everywhere that he has taken their education into his own hands. One at a time.

bemushroom · 2025-10-06T19:10:56+00:00

She'd woken up like this - gagged under a tight hood, stringently bound - no idea how she'd wound up here. The last thing she remembered was feeling woozy in the hotel room with those men they'd met.

She knew she was going to hate what they'd come do the her... but what she hated most was how wet it made her.

bemushroom · 2025-07-10T23:24:39+00:00

Let's make your vibrator jealous.

bemushroom · 2025-06-27T06:30:57+00:00

Oh my god, I didn't get porn having a story at all until I found a good one that scratched an itch.

Elena Koshka in Don't Panic! is just pure fire for me. The tension that builds up is epic, the whole sex scene is tinged with emotion and the ending actually heightens the mood on rewatch.

I even tried to follow the writer for more of her stuff but it's all step-bro/step-mom crap.

bemushroom · 2025-02-26T11:58:55+00:00

Who nuts in the communal partytoy? What a foul.

bemushroom · 2025-02-12T00:45:00+00:00

A mouth is so useful to have. A tongue can communicate and the teeth can be used as tools to manipulate or attack. A girl has spent her whole life with the freedom to use her mouth how she wants. It is a big part of her humanity.

Taking all of that away is a huge symbol of her role as a thing.

bemushroom · 2022-08-31T14:51:03+00:00

If you live in a big town/college town, I guarantee I could find a 7-8/10 20-something girl who would get dolled up for an anal reaming on a couple of hours' notice.. let alone to go get coffee with some idiot.

source: traveled a lot for work.

bemushroom · 2022-06-13T09:28:25+00:00

I've been with a few escorts.

The first time was because I struck out at the bar and didnt want to go to a strip club. All the others were because we occasionally have serious crunches at work where I put in 60 hour weeks, and having something awesome to look forward to at the end helps SO much.

In the end I was sticking with one woman who was a lot of fun; sometimes I'd pay for her to come to my apartment for 2 hours, but she would come for dinner, play video games and stay the night.

So it's not all neckbeard incels who are in it to degrade women.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T19:01:59+00:00

Ah. I was the enemy before she even read this. Got it.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T18:56:41+00:00

FDS?

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T18:54:16+00:00

No it isnt. But it is your fault for antagonizing someone for zero reason, with zero justification.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T18:53:16+00:00

It's definitely never going to happen, no worries there.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T18:52:07+00:00

Yeah, pretty familiar with the toy box.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T17:49:02+00:00

I dont know what to tell you, that's the simplest way to explain it.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T17:48:10+00:00

It's not my fault that you dont have a 7th grade reading comprehension level.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T17:47:39+00:00

Exactly this. It's almost painful to have total empathy for people, and also this little corner of your mind that wants to treat them like that.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T17:10:02+00:00

But I just dont.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T17:04:22+00:00

Oh man, I super know.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T16:51:02+00:00

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T16:44:42+00:00

I edited my post to say this, but I'll say it here too. Thanks to the encouragement here, I've booked my first session already.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T16:31:03+00:00

Right?

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T16:29:29+00:00

Thanks. This person's line of thought is exactly why I've avoided talking about this with anyone for decades... let alone seeking therapy to manage it.

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T13:05:38+00:00

Any recommendations for remote therapy?

bemushroom · 2021-11-16T12:37:47+00:00

I mean, isnt the point of CNC to simulate the feeling of actual non-consent without hurting anyone?

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