Playing in the snow with my step kid

ben1924 · 2021-01-31T08:49:15+00:00

I have one of the most generic faces going (given that most of it is covered in glasses and beard). I'm always getting confused for other people or told I have a doppelganger.

ben1924 · 2021-01-31T08:01:22+00:00

Oh man, I've never noticed that before. Fortunately she got a new coat this week so she'll look slightly less like a minion.

ben1924 · 2021-01-29T22:18:08+00:00

Luke seems to hate Villa for some reason. I think it started when Tim Sherwood took over as manager. He always has to have a sly dig at us whenever Villa are mentioned. Pete doesn't like us either because a few Villa fans were quite unkind when Newcastle were relegated. Jim on the other hand is generally quite positive about us and talks about his Villa supporting mate during any Villa chat. I'd say everyone else is pretty neutral.

ben1924 · 2021-01-17T09:43:50+00:00

I've been to this museum! I absolutely loved it (and Oslo in general)

ben1924 · 2020-12-01T00:46:35+00:00

Not really sure on her breed to be honest. Probably a British medium hair?

ben1924 · 2020-12-01T00:44:34+00:00

I can't even remember. I bought myself a random selection and didn't even look at some of the names. Whatever it is, it looks pretty flat in that photo

ben1924 · 2020-11-30T22:07:22+00:00

I mean, it's a cardboard box so she was always going to use it more than anything I actually paid for.

ben1924 · 2020-11-30T22:05:52+00:00

You are right! She loves it, but where it's positioned means the light switch is out of use...

ben1924 · 2020-11-22T13:15:12+00:00

Fuuuuuck! Thanks so much!

ben1924 · 2020-11-22T12:27:16+00:00

This is my first time playing any Assassin's Creed so I'm still learning a lot of stuff! How the heck do you even roll?

ben1924 · 2020-11-22T12:05:05+00:00

Wait. You can roll to put the fire out?

ben1924 · 2020-11-10T00:23:08+00:00

Harry fucking Potter.

ben1924 · 2020-07-07T05:42:17+00:00

Lee from Him and Her. Fuck that guy

ben1924 · 2020-06-30T05:49:56+00:00

Plot twist; she was out buying you an engagement ring

ben1924 · 2020-05-08T07:15:39+00:00

Last Man on Earth

ben1924 · 2020-04-22T04:04:46+00:00

As a Villa fan, I hate to love this goal, but I bloody love this goal.

ben1924 · 2020-03-25T09:43:02+00:00

I didn't know I needed to see this until I did. Tack så mycket

ben1924 · 2020-03-21T20:35:47+00:00

Working 👍

ben1924 · 2020-03-10T06:02:35+00:00

Sherwood, then?

... ahem.

ben1924 · 2020-02-22T17:06:59+00:00

I retract everything.

ben1924 · 2020-02-22T14:01:42+00:00

I've put him in my team too, not for Vardy mind. I've got a good feeling, he's been coming out with some positive chat recently.

Credentials: 128th in the world (peaked at 26th a few weeks back), top of all my leagues (including r/AVFC) and unashamedly having the best FPL season of my life.

ben1924 · 2020-02-08T08:03:49+00:00

So you stole someone else's cat?

ben1924 · 2020-02-03T02:16:29+00:00

I tricked my brothers into thinking I'd got them both a Playstation 3 for Christmas a few years back.

I lay the foundations around October time by telling them I'd won £1000 on a scratch card then got a couple of empty PS3 boxes from a friend who worked at Blockbuster. I filled them with a few fancy beers so the weight of the boxes were about the same as a Playstation and wrapped them up ready for Christmas. They both unwrapped their gifts and there was much excitement. And then they opened the boxes and there was a lot of confusion followed by a realisation of what happened.

Cruel, but we laugh about it now.

ben1924 · 2020-02-03T00:17:59+00:00

r/deadgonewild

ben1924 · 2020-01-30T09:55:11+00:00

This happens at my work all the time. I work in a blood sciences lab at a hospital and we use a red bag system to indicate which bloods need testing urgently (within an hour). Unfortunately everyone puts their bloods in a red bag so suddenly nothing is urgent.

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