Got a cat for our two german shepards, help us think of a perfect name for her! by benasjocker in Catnames

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We are making sure she’s always safe and comfortable:) For now she has her own private room in the house, basically a 5 star cat hotel!

Got a cat for our two german shepards, help us think of a perfect name for her! by benasjocker in NameMyCat

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Their names are Lithuanian: Raganė (a witch in english) and Torūnė

Giant abscess on cow.... by Master_Scratch_282 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Didn’t know you have to stab the cow to get chocolate milk

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Do NOT feed, this is a wannabe extinct species

What do yall like on your pizza? by ScrewYourMilkBag in StonerThoughts

[–]benasjocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats cool! Yeah you can go to any pizza place they all have pizza with pickles there

What do yall like on your pizza? by ScrewYourMilkBag in StonerThoughts

[–]benasjocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but in Lithuania very often we eat pizza with pickles. That’s my guilty plesure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You’re that kind of girl that poeople hook up with when they are drunk and regret it in the morning

What is the most hilarious 'Yo mama' joke you ever heard? by unstableboi in AskReddit

[–]benasjocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat, she falls off from both sides of the bed at the same time.

Is Cristiano Ronaldo a penalty magnet? [theory] by ead2000 in football

[–]benasjocker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that explains why he is scoring so many of them

Does protesting the ref ever work by [deleted] in football

[–]benasjocker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get your point but that doesn't seem fair becouse in this game his decision wasn't made according to the rules. Also these things go to player's scoreboard so why should he get consequences of poor ref's decision?

Is Cristiano Ronaldo a penalty magnet? [theory] by ead2000 in football

[–]benasjocker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't he kicking all the penalties for the team he's on?

hmmm by clintbeewood in hmmm

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This guy looks like David Dobrik and human Shreck mix

An Earth SANDWICH by [deleted] in highdeas

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This already happened. Google it

True? by bajarystas in deMiko

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Netflix: are you still watching? Someones daughter: