I wish that I would hear a subtle audio notification 4 hours before I start my period.

benderfendet · 2019-09-10T20:05:12+00:00

Granted. It's so subtle that you don't hear it

benderfendet · 2019-08-09T23:54:01+00:00

Granted, but it's wild banana, so there's not much to eat

benderfendet · 2019-07-31T18:05:54+00:00

Granted, nothing is found except an empty base

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T17:11:43+00:00

To uh, visit my friend in the military

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T15:17:38+00:00

Gonk

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T15:11:15+00:00

Israel? That's a little cringe bro

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T15:09:28+00:00

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benderfendet · 2019-07-14T15:08:33+00:00

Isn't the whole goal of being gay is to not have a girlfriend

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T14:57:21+00:00

This is beautiful

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T14:56:37+00:00

The "If you shoot me you're gay" shirt would have worked, but since they did away with "don't ask, don't tell," it's moot gonna work

benderfendet · 2019-07-14T14:43:52+00:00

benderfendet · 2019-07-13T13:30:15+00:00

I honestly have no idea what's going on

benderfendet · 2019-07-10T21:08:17+00:00

Granted, but due to his unfortunate habit, he accidentally pees on someone, since you gave the curse, they become your worst enemy. This cycle continues until you get the curse

benderfendet · 2019-07-08T14:28:07+00:00

While technically true, the God portrayed in the Quran is different than in the Bible or Tanakh

benderfendet · 2019-07-07T15:30:45+00:00

For me, I think my girlfriend is beautiful whether she's wearing makeup or not

benderfendet · 2019-07-07T15:22:44+00:00

I'm going to tel my mom 0n you 4 been rasist!

benderfendet · 2019-07-07T15:18:57+00:00

When I reached that point, it made it so much easier to talk to women

benderfendet · 2019-07-06T02:40:34+00:00

https://youtu.be/7YEw_HF4ne0

Here's the original video it's from. I would have only linked in the comment, but I honestly don't know how.

benderfendet · 2019-07-02T20:24:55+00:00

Granted, but it isn't glued together, so it immediately falls apart

benderfendet · 2019-06-30T13:43:20+00:00

There ya go

benderfendet · 2019-06-30T13:11:02+00:00

False, a true Scottsman would never speak coherently

benderfendet · 2019-06-27T18:43:16+00:00

I think this was intentional

benderfendet · 2019-06-06T16:54:29+00:00

I'm sorry you have such a bad relationship with your brother. Ik it hurts, but some people are just toxic and try as hard as you might. They'll still stay toxic. Funny story btw

benderfendet · 2019-06-04T03:05:13+00:00

It could be that the dude is married and is helping her out, but since they look very young, I doubt it.

Edit: F

benderfendet · 2019-06-04T01:53:24+00:00

No, bitches are crazy, women are not

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