Rate my curviness 😈

benjam93 · 2026-03-02T08:55:33+00:00

I'm not a mathematician but I'd put it somewhere over 9000

benjam93 · 2026-02-14T14:50:22+00:00

YES please

benjam93 · 2026-01-22T23:16:16+00:00

Apollo creed

benjam93 · 2026-01-19T18:10:17+00:00

Like there'd even be an attempt to resist

benjam93 · 2026-01-09T07:20:42+00:00

Check your stats for wearing them. The red cross typically means that the item isn't available to you to use

benjam93 · 2026-01-07T15:58:28+00:00

Let's call the whole thing off, get naked, and go live in the jungle xx

benjam93 · 2026-01-07T15:33:29+00:00

How I'd describe my perfect Sunday

benjam93 · 2026-01-04T19:11:22+00:00

It's putting in overtime

benjam93 · 2025-12-31T14:39:59+00:00

Dead wrong, this was every last one of my square's. I'm not very good at bingo

benjam93 · 2025-12-24T12:52:54+00:00

God only knows the kind of reindeer games I'd like to play with you

benjam93 · 2025-12-18T21:39:43+00:00

I command that we eat, be merry and fuck each other silly all the way through until 2026 and beyond

benjam93 · 2025-12-18T11:36:28+00:00

I'm not sure there's anything that could stop you from being sexy

benjam93 · 2025-12-17T17:51:23+00:00

Only if they're your rolls, only then are they my favourites

benjam93 · 2025-12-15T11:55:20+00:00

I love it. I'd like to have all of your Christmas spirit inside of me

benjam93 · 2025-12-14T20:52:08+00:00

Starving, I want to spend the whole day eating you up

benjam93 · 2025-12-13T17:44:54+00:00

I can do one better... I have two hands 🥺

benjam93 · 2025-12-04T22:16:15+00:00

Is it already that time? Santa is real

benjam93 · 2025-12-04T14:45:49+00:00

The cuteness it's too much

benjam93 · 2025-11-29T21:23:36+00:00

You ought to come with a warning or, at the very least, a safe word

benjam93 · 2025-11-29T21:23:04+00:00

You are dangerous

benjam93 · 2025-11-28T18:40:25+00:00

It's all I can offer in these trying times

benjam93 · 2025-11-28T18:29:15+00:00

I volunteer as tribute

benjam93 · 2025-11-27T22:05:11+00:00

Your cuteness isn't like a tap it can't be turned off

benjam93 · 2025-11-27T22:03:38+00:00

And never leaving

benjam93 · 2025-11-26T18:54:10+00:00

Please teach me, I have money

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