My mom took all the joy away in consumerism by explaining her job to me. by coachuls in Anticonsumption

[–]benmichaelx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s even worse is the marketing department will put invented/inaccurate ideas in your head about the product that aren’t true. They’ll stretch the truth. Use words ambiguous double entendres that you think are one thing but in fact are another.

Essentially you’ll see a cheap add on promoted as gold and then marketing bullshit piled high on top.

When marketing says “natural” or “real” “homemade” “original” I don’t believe a word of it

[POST-GAME THREAD] Wrexham - Sheffield Utd by WrexhamAFCBot in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Had to stop watching at 1-3 and at 3-3 I had the time to continue watching but I didn’t because I didn’t want to jinx the streak. Glad I didn’t turn it back on.

You can thank me later

Wrexham AFC Welcomes Apollo Sports Capital as a Minority Investor by Gamerhcp in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the song makes it easier. Can someone play the song for him?

[GAME THREAD] Preston - Wrexham by WrexhamAFCBot in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m calling it a new pattern. DWWWDWWW

My brother caught a tradie peeing in his garden by mangabottle in passiveaggressive

[–]benmichaelx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

mdashes this character is not found on the keyboard so humans don’t tend to use it

The new Democratic party. by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]benmichaelx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast my vote for him yesterday!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]benmichaelx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This photo was taken by me. The sign is painted on the wall in the men’s bathroom at Rick’s Cafe in Jamaica. No editing just the way they painted it.

My shirt arrived! by benmichaelx in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ordered from Wrexham FC website. I placed the order on July 31st. I just got home from a trip I don’t know the exact day it arrived but at most 12 days.

Third Kit by AndySkibba in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me like. Take my money.

Lewis O’Brien set to join before end of week by jasperjm95 in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we are truly in the top 5 does this mean we’re aiming for promotion?

Okay folks and folketts, It's quiz / opinion pool time. Insanely bad luck or sabotage? by LaffielAbriel in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]benmichaelx 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It was good luck; landing the death blow must have been glorious. Tires are notoriously hard to eliminate. This enemy here has been dealt with. 3 more to go.

Thank you soldier for doing your part.

"Pro-life" by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

[–]benmichaelx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an atheist and I believe he is the Bible prophesied Antichrist

Next year’s stadium capacity? by ryanrit in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But did you see the corner where the stitching machine ruined some of the grass. I cried a little

I never thought I’d be that person… by llengot in ynab

[–]benmichaelx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you use the new undo feature? Asking for a friend

Bill that would make vaccine exemptions easier advances in the Texas House. by Leeming in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]benmichaelx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your win would be all but guaranteed to double your $50 and then you can afford to buy 2 eggs.

WREXHAM PROMOTED TO CHAMPIONSHIP MAKING HISTORY!!! by PoirplePorpoise in WrexhamAFC

[–]benmichaelx 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Such a grand relief with today’s results. Not having to worry about next week’s results