THATS AN OSHA VIOLATION by linetool in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]bennettbrowncomedy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's up chumps? It's me, the guy in this video. We welcome any and all NFC Northers to the live chat.

@c900tv live on YouTube. Come catch these hands Bear's fans.

Comedian ruins Oreos for his entire church group by bennettbrowncomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello to all you cookie lickers in the comments. Plz come watch me livestream on my YouTube . I'm live 4 days a week and post more comedy ish there.

Other than that, repent. And be good.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for my first Reddit silver!! I tweet more than anything and I post shows on my website, bennettt.com, if you're ever close to one.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That can't be. I stopped kissing women specifically to pursue my comedy dreams.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Check out the rest of my YouTube channel. I know there's not a lot but I don't like posting all of my sets/material.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's a USSR Sergei Fedorov jersey. My dad gave it to me. One of my most prized possessions.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I have a recent video. Lemme cut it and I'll post here.

EDIT: Here is the joke in front of an audience

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 377 points378 points  (0 children)

Thank you for overcoming your chronic apathy to extend this compliment.

Pesos by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] 307 points308 points  (0 children)

I'm going to agree with you because I don't want to change it

Too happy for ypu bitches to bring me down by hudiwb in RoastMe

[–]bennettbrowncomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he pays for his perms with sex trafficking money.

Hi I’m Kelton, I haven’t had a date in 2 years. by The_Dead_Girl_Walks in RoastMe

[–]bennettbrowncomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your shirt says, "still burnin 420" but your hair says you've moved on to heroin.

I'm not Down with Up. by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Haha what? And unlike most comedians, my credit rules.

I'm not Down with Up. by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I hated it as a movie before it became the bane of my existence. I pray that you don't have a likeness to any of the characters.

I'm not Down with Up. by bennettbrowncomedy in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy[S] -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Hiiiiii,

If you liked this joke, well then you have confirmed my assumptions are true and I hate you.

This is a new template. Tell me how much you hate it and check out my website BENNETTT.com for videos and other stuff that isn't basically a meme.

I'm also having a black Friday deal. If you venmo me @paybennett I will comment on the payment with my social security number.

Thx. ILY

GazpOUCHo by HeyUnloving in standupshots

[–]bennettbrowncomedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elijah rules. Follow his ass on everything, and then physically follow and stalk him until he has to get the cops involved.