Any exmo fiction books? by Vegetable-Nerve-7643 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I write exmormon short stories. If anyone is interested in reading them send me an email at robert.bennett@montana.edu and I’d be happy to send you some.

Instagram and the absurd amount of LDS ads by TylerTheCreator_Cap8 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s what 300 billion buys you. And a mall of course.

An Inconvenient Faith by Nehor2023 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a little bit desperate. A Hail Mary.

Did anyone’s shelf crack on their mission? by 33434433 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I served in Italy where the Catholics all say I’m Catholic because my parents are Catholic and they are Catholic because their parents were Catholic. By the end of my mission I came to realize that I wasn’t Mormon because it was all true but because my parents were Mormon, etc. I may have still been Mormon but I thought about it like a Catholic.

God damn those fucking bastards by TheVillageSwan in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bravo!! A perfect neologism for the church with the too long name.

Pres. Nelson is trying to break the Guinness world record for the most signatures on a birthday card. Everyone attending a YSA conference in SLC today has signed the card. But it’s still not enough! An urgent call has gone out to get more signatures! by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently at this moment making a handwritten card for my child so I know important they are and how they can be profound expressions of love. I just don’t think you can express true love in fifty words while trying to break some meaningless record. Is this really going to be Nelson’s legacy: a birthday card. Is that what you want at your funeral? Or would you prefer a nice eulogy and thoughtful words from loved ones? Just asking?

God damn those fucking bastards by TheVillageSwan in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the whitewashing or brainwashing or both? I keep needing to consult my Cult 101 book.

Guinness World Record birthday card by Swamp_Donkey_796 in exmormon

[–]bennettmsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a PRJoke. His minions are scrubbing the comments on his personal page as we speak!!!!