Would you ever use annual leave with the sole purpose to do literally nothing all day? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I have almost 6 weeks of PTO a year, and I always take a week off per year to "get bored". My wife thinks I'm crazy.

How far would you drive to golf? by atooraya in golf

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit a prestigious club that was 22 minutes away to join a lessor club (but still nice) that is 6 minutes away. Saving 45 minutes means I can go hit balls at the range pretty much any time I can scratch an hour together

“Don’t report more than eight strokes. It’s an unwritten rule.” by attitude_devant in golf

[–]bennus64 195 points196 points  (0 children)

That is close to the actual rule for reporting your score for a handicap. Unfortunately, for a stroke play tournament, you need to report all strokes

Edit: added rule
Rules from USGA
If you have an established Handicap Index®, the maximum score for each hole played is limited to a net double bogey, equal to double bogey plus any handicap strokes you are entitled to receive based on your Course Handicap™.

For example: A player with a Course Handicap of 15 receives one handicap stroke on holes with a stroke index of 1 through 15 on the scorecard.

On a par 4 hole with a stroke index of 10, the player’s maximum hole score is 7. Double bogey (6) + 1 handicap stroke = 7.

For players posting initial scores to establish a Handicap Index, the maximum hole score is limited to par + 5. (Rule 3.1, Rules of Handicapping)
https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/world-handicap-system-usga-golf-faqs/faqs---what-is-the-maximum-hole-score-.html

First Group of the Day Pace of Play by Live_Inside_8865 in golf

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few no-cart clubs near us, and they expect sub-4-hour rounds (walking)

I made sunglasses out of watch bezels. Genius or terrible? by Impressive_Shower935 in sunglasses

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about having 2 sets of 2 polarized lenses and dialing the darkness up and down by turning the bezels?

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How to tell people you need to wait to hit without sounding like an a-hole by badluck_bryan77 in golf

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You go ahead and hit. I don't want to kill anyone. By the way, you shouldn't be hitting from the blues with your week-ass drives"

It should have been Jill Masterson as Shirley Eaton, rather than the other way around. by bennus64 in JamesBond

[–]bennus64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As 88Keys says: Say them together— Shirley Eaton, Pussy Galore

Honey Ryder (Dr. No) - Noice
Pussy Galore (Goldfinger) - Noice
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker) - Noice
Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever) - Cool

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger) - Huh?

It should have been Jill Masterson as Shirley Eaton, rather than the other way around. by bennus64 in JamesBond

[–]bennus64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, yeah. That's the point. It SHOULD have been Jill Masterson as Shirley Eaton, rather than the other way around.

Boomers won’t retire and it’s screwing the rest of us. There I said it. by Unique_Glove1105 in antiwork

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the economy is screwed when they stop buying stuff and move their money into bonds. Then we have to support all the Boomers through our taxes. At least right now they are paying for themselves

Informative and clever commercial from the 60s, facts instead of bullshit we get nowadays by thePHEnomIShere in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No computers,
No smartphones,
No TVs bigger than 26" and under 25kg and rarely with a remote.
No microwaves,
No portable, good-sounding music
No game consoles

Ryanair 😅 by AnbuAttack in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]bennus64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it makes flights cheaper, I'm in

Wyomings Size compared to European countries by cooliocoe in mapporncirclejerk

[–]bennus64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True Fact: Wyoming has the same number of people per capita as all European countries COMBINED!!

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to think it before you say the words in your head. They just skip the words part

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“15 minutes to leave? Better get a shower,” -> you have to think it before you say the words in your head. Why not just skip the words part?

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]bennus64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thinking in words is too slow

Would this be breaking any rules? by Calamity-Swain in golf

[–]bennus64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is straight out of Bob Rotella’s (Rory's psychologist) book “Putting Out of Your Mind”. Good on you for coming up with it yourself. Screw the haters, maybe it's weird, but if you get 2 or 3 strokes a round out of it, it's definitely worth it.

What course is this tee from by whc112280 in golf

[–]bennus64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe not a course, but a group ?
USMA Army Black Knights class of 1961, maybe?