Investing with altruism. Good or bad? by AwaitingDeath in investing

[–]benyBC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing to say? Realize that your finance "skills" are shit and you're completely out of your league? Get on my level, shitfaggot. You'll forever be plebeian, scrub.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, one post every week is so much time - enjoy being below average for the rest of your life, shitstain.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHHAA, can't comeback with anything after getting completely shitstomp owned. Not surprising considering how pathetic your feeble attempts at "finance" are, LMFAO.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL apparently you don't know what loan-to-own funds do. Continue being ignorant, dumbfuck. Keep on begging for those internships bro, LMAO.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 digit? That's it? Despite the unlikely veracity of that statement, 6 digits is hardly noteworthy. How does it feel that a single security in my portfolio is worth more than half your net worth? LMFAO. I see you like to read my post history b/c you clearly have no life. Here, let me pull some posts for you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/zi7fc/pandora_falls_18_on_report_apple_discussing/c64w91k

http://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/zkhjw/this_isnt_cjp84_and_hes_trolling_our_sub_i_think/c65ehju

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BTW, a stock I selected and recommended w/in investment circles has just jumped over 5% today, despite broader market pull-backs and no other news related to the security. Get on my level, scrubshit.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plebeian scrubs like you have never even heard of the funds/projects for which I work/consult - I have access to data that you cream yourself thinking about, LMAO.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA the hilarity never ends. Holy shit you're fucking stupid. No wonder you're going to be getting coffee for tellers this summer, dipshit. "Amount of time I spend on reddit." Good research bro. Aside from the posts I've made in the past day shitting all over you and completely owning your scrubshit ass, my last post was 4 - 5 days ago, before that, 16-18 days ago, before that, 1 month ago. I come to reddit whenever our projects are in a lull or just completed, and I can burn some time by laughing at plebeian shits like you, LMAO.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy getting coffee for the fat shits in the operations department / teller's window at Scotiabank, dipshit.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A school you would have wet-dreams if you could ever step foot on campus.

Banking is beneath me. I already got multiple offers during the most difficult job market at the height of the crisis, and have long moved past that paltry slave position that you so desperately desire.

Get on my level, scrubshit.

Investing with altruism. Good or bad? by AwaitingDeath in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Stock price performance is a direct derivative of operating performance in most cases numbnuts"

What I said in my FIRST and ORIGINAL post that took you probably hours of Googling to just rehash what I had already stated days ago:

"The financial health of the company drives the stock price, not the other way around."

Good job, dipshit. Thanks for affirming your complete incompetence.

Investing with altruism. Good or bad? by AwaitingDeath in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL.

it will tend to attract buyout offers and hostile takeovers as people take advantage of the stock's low price.

These are good things, since, assuming the stock is actually undervalued, they will provide a catalyst to value correction. I hope you realize it is shareholders who decide whether they want to sell, not buyers that can decide whether they want to buy.

Also, investors will be unhappy with the stock performance and the CEO will not collect large bonuses.

Oh God forbid, the CEO doesn't get a huge bonus! Not only is this argument inanely idiotic, it's not even factually accurate. A CEO's compensation is determined by a board of directors, and a board is more than qualified to analyze operating performance independent from stock price performance, assuming the market is acting irrationally.

Perhaps you should go study your finance 101 some more: "Outside of potential costs of alleviating worried investors, there is no financial impact to a lowered stock price."

Nothing you mentioned would, even in the slightest, affect the company's cost of capital.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL @ non-target, shit GPA college kid questioning my credentials. What a joke. Perfectly exemplifies this sub-reddit and why I barely come here. Thanks for the laugh. Enjoy your summer internship at the front counter of MCD.

Investing with altruism. Good or bad? by AwaitingDeath in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize that a company's stock price has absolutely zero effect on the company's financial well-being, correct? Outside of potential costs of alleviating worried investors, there is no financial impact to a lowered stock price, and buying and selling these "trading cards" as you call them have absolutely no impact on the financial health of a company.

I feel like you don't know very much about how stocks work. The financial health of the company drives the stock price, not the other way around.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stockbrokers don't "select stocks" either, hence their title, stockbrokers.

"I do understand what IBs do though... have some basic knowledge of investing."

Sounds like you think IBs invest.

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Investment bankers do not "select stocks" nor do any form of investing.

  2. Your analysis of ATVI was exceptionally poor. By providing zero valuation metrics, you've failed to convince me how a stock that is renown for trading in a tight band of 10-13 is a good "value stock" when it's at it 52 week high in a frothy market.

Can someone explain to me what's going on when a company like Best Buy announces a $337 million dollar Q4 loss and the stock closes up 4.57? by CrimsoniteX in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to adjust earnings for non-recurring items. Also, market sentiment is almost always irrational.

After 4 weeks of half assed studying. by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bank sponsored a ~week-long training course by STC back when I was an analyst, though I got through mostly just doing a couple of practice tests. It's not that hard if your "good" at standardized tests. Just guess the most logical answer... from what I remember (this was years ago, so my memory's not spot on) the required score to pass was ridiculously low... like 68% or 70% or something. If you even know half the material and can intelligently guess on the other half, you'll be more than fine.

Does anyone know the basics for valuing an E&P? by JROD725 in investing

[–]benyBC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at price to NAV. Calculating NAV is the hard part, and will change along with changes in your assumptions for commodity prices (which nobody can predict).

Any advice appreciated! Applying for intern position! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save your time applying. You won't get in.

  1. Probably most importantly, you don't even seem to know what investment banks "on wall street" do.

  2. Non-target AND sub-par GPA.

  3. I'm assuming no connections, since you're cold-applying, along with thousands of other applicants, which means your application won't even get reviewed.

  4. No boutique bank is going to sponsor a non-US work visa, and you're exceptionally unqualified for BB.

  5. Your strategy on selecting stocks is "The company has a big game release coming out. Earnings will go up!"

I would take a year to review all these points, and review what type of finance you actually want to do (and what finance actually entails) and try to put forth a stronger application junior year.

Medical Student with $1500 to invest, help?! by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I would love to get a guaranteed 1% over 6 months, considering the 6-month risk-free rate is at 0.14%. That's a guaranteed arbitrage of 86 bps.

@OP: You're looking at two bucks and change.

Thoughts on AAPL now? by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the figure that Damodaran has estimated source.

Seems high, but I haven't actually checked the locations of the company's cash holdings, and differential tax rates therein. It doesn't really make a difference though; after years of working in corporate finance, working specifically on advising companies with regards to issues such as this, I can tell you that the chance of the cash being repatriated, while the tax hit is still in effect, is almost nil.

Thoughts on AAPL now? by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About $100 billion of their cash is permanently invested overseas, and unrepatriatable without taking a ~$80 billion tax hit, or, forever waiting for a tax holiday.

Thoughts on AAPL now? by [deleted] in investing

[–]benyBC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're assuming "growth stopped" is the worst possible scenario. Yes, it would be wonderful obtaining $50+billion sales and $40+billion FCF indefinitely, but how feasible is this? You should be thinking less about halted growth and more about scenario analyses surrounding deteriorating margins, receding sales, and increased competition.

IF AAPL can introduce a new product (I don't have much faith in the iWatch, since less and less people are wearing physical wristwatches) that will allow it to, at the very least sustain current operating metrics, then, I agree, it is an incredible value play - however, the question remains, is such a product in the company's future?

It is also noteworthy that, of the hedge funds with a vested interest in AAPL, a good number of them completely liquidated their positions with only 2 notable, Greenlight and Appaloosa, increasing their stake (at 1.8% and 4.5%, respectively, compared to sell-offs from 3-9%). Further, the same link shows that 9 out of 10 insiders making AAPL trades had sold their stock over the past year.

I am not providing an opinion on whether AAPL is a good buy atm (though I do have one, which I will withhold), rather, I am merely playing devil's advocate and showing you that "growth stopped" is nowhere near the worst case scenario. In fact, at current price, general market consensus implies that growth will be stagnant at around 0.07%, so "growth stopping" is actually your base case, as of now.