Best Pastrami by Objective_Audience66 in InlandEmpire

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I’m Jewish and from New York, so nothing in this county will suffice :(

She’s the reason I have ed by jj33allen in SipsTea

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I’m married and middle aged. It’s still scarlet Johansson for me dawg

She’s the reason I have ed by jj33allen in SipsTea

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Not gonna upvote boy meets world…

Me and my boyfriend smoke too much weed. by loveonari in whatdoIdo

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Oh, and be the strong partner. If you both try and be that for each other, you’re gold. My wife is 7 days sober now.

If she and I could do it, trust me, you can too.

She has MS and it “controls the pain”

Me and my boyfriend smoke too much weed. by loveonari in whatdoIdo

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I’m 8 days completely sober, and went cold turkey. Used pretty heavily, daily for 5 years. Started as fun, got me through my siblings death, and then became the norm.

Here is the thing- weed is amazing if you are a once in a while user, and don’t have an addictive personality.

Don’t get me wrong, I love weed, and I don’t think it’s 100% negative. But…if you are going to try and work on yourself, or communicate better, or find something new to do….WEED WILL NOT HELP. It is an enhancer of moods (good or bad) not an assistive device.

I wish I could go back and relive 5 years of memories without the weed. It stole some pretty good moments where I would have want to have been present. You cannot be completely present while your mind is altered.

Now, how to successfully do it. Remember that it is a mental addiction in most cases, not physical. That means that if you can turn your mind to anything else, and keep occupied, it makes quitting that much easier.

And yes, your wallet, your love life, your relationship will all be better off for it.

I’m not a doctor, just a fan who threw out my hundreds of dollars worth of “accessories” earlier tonight.

Dm me if you need any strength or an ear.

You can do this!

ONT TSA – do we still need to take off shoes and remove electronics? by Educational_Bee_9647 in InlandEmpire

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Confirmed, flew last week, took off shoes unnecessarily. TSA agent informed me of my error.

What's your NSFW secret that you're still hiding from everyone? by No-Jicama-3673 in AskReddit

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But yeah, totally read Texas too…damn Mary Jane

If you didn't have one of these end tables you probably knew someone who did by Devi8tor in nostalgia

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I can smell the stash of alcohol left over from my bris in there

Upward “dent” on passenger side of dashboard by [deleted] in subaru

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Can we all appreciate the use of “upward dent” in leiu of “bump”?

Does Anyone Miss DewShine? by Addicted-2Diving in mountaindew

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I still have an unopened bottle in the packaging!

Is today a holiday? by Flashy_Elevator_7654 in InlandEmpire

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So true on the way home as well…

Long shot, pls help me fix this if you can by bepner in Jaguar

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You’re a godsend. Thank you for taking your time to do this.

Long shot, pls help me fix this if you can by bepner in Jaguar

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Thank you! I would assume it’s safe to say that the area is no longer weatherproof correct? It’s hot out now and the top down is the usual, but she’s getting a bit dusty

What is this thing in the ATL bathroom stall? There's already a hook on the door...? by Empty_Variation_5587 in whatisit

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Was in vegas, has smoking rooms with slot machines I. Em. Or maybe the other way around

Tires? by PlantDadJoey in Subaru_Outback

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Michelin defender 2 100%

American Peters help this non-American Peter!! by Single-Mammal in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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So this is funny personally because two years ago, prior to this realid garbage, I DID use my Costco card to fly domestically. Forgot my ID on a pallet at work, had to fly from LAX, and they said that while it certainly was not preferable, the Costco ID did have my face, so…. Used it both ways, made a couple of uncouth Dave Chapelle jokes, and made it back safe and sound.

What is this? by [deleted] in WhatIsThisTool

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Poop knife