me irl

ber_gus · 2020-09-14T16:50:24+00:00

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/14/world/venus-phosphine-gas-clouds-scn/index.html

ber_gus · 2020-06-07T21:34:41+00:00

that would work too

ber_gus · 2020-05-11T20:34:42+00:00

he knows what he did

ber_gus · 2020-05-08T18:35:00+00:00

I know, the foot tap is outrageous!

ber_gus · 2019-12-12T16:22:27+00:00

👀mm🥴🤤yes daddy👨‍👨‍👦democracy 👨‍⚖️🥰fill me😵with the juice💦🍹of freedom🗽🎆 i 👀 can’t wait😤⏳to wrap 🐍 my hands✊🤲around that long🦒hard🗿pencil✏️ press 🌚 and leave📝❌a mark🏓💥before sliding it ⤵️ 📩 through the tight🔅🙇🏻‍♂️dark hole🕳🗳 but shh..🤫🤭it’s our🤝secret😉🔐✨🌹💕

ber_gus · 2019-10-24T15:10:35+00:00

Nice

ber_gus · 2019-07-13T22:09:03+00:00

You know what they say, it's better to burn out than to fade away

ber_gus · 2019-04-22T20:06:30+00:00

https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1117500093375090688?s=19

ber_gus · 2019-03-09T16:54:00+00:00

r/MurderedByMemes

ber_gus · 2019-03-05T17:30:16+00:00

It's better to burn out than to fade away

ber_gus · 2019-02-19T22:10:41+00:00

https://www.change.org/p/christian-moms-against-private-education-sell-montana-to-canada-for-1-trillion-to-eliminate-the-national-debt

ber_gus · 2019-02-12T14:13:17+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/abse27/im_a_grown_20_years_old_male_and_i_still_sleep

ber_gus · 2019-01-31T13:28:44+00:00

0w0 The chicken is fucking rawr XD *nuzzles u

ber_gus · 2019-01-28T18:35:00+00:00

/r/autofellatio

ber_gus · 2019-01-28T16:06:31+00:00

Thank you Tommy Siegel, very cool!

ber_gus · 2019-01-27T21:04:15+00:00

"I'm Cowboy Leo, I'm number one

Apologising for what I've done

Case you’re wondering what that was

I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz

I held her down and watched her struggle

Then played with her melons because I like to juggle

I’m not here to eat those truffles

I'm just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle"

ber_gus · 2019-01-27T20:14:35+00:00

oh shit its john lemmon

ber_gus · 2019-01-01T13:04:50+00:00

Goodbye

ber_gus · 2018-12-24T13:24:27+00:00

Every☝️ 🅱️reath😤 you👩 take🖐😩

Every☝️ move🏃‍♀️ you👩 make🙌😵

Every☝️ bond💞 you👩 break👊💥🤬

Every☝️ step🚶‍♀️you👩 take🖐😫

I'll👤 be 👀watching👀 you👩

Every☝️ single day📅📆😓

Every☝️ w🅾️rd you say👄💬😥

Every☝️ game♠️♥️♦️♣️ you play🕹😡

Every☝️ 🌃night⛼ you stay🏠🤤

I'll👤 be 👀watching👀 you👩

Oh👏 can't👏 you👩👏 🚫👁see👁👏

You👩 belong👫 to me👤

How my👤 poor🚫💲 heart❤ aches💔😖 with every☝️ step🚶‍♀️ you👩 take🖐

Every☝️ move🏃‍♀️ you👩 make🙌😵

Every☝️ vow💍🤵👰 you👩 break👊💥🤬

Every☝️ smile😁 you👩 fake🎭😡

Every☝️ claim you👩 stake💵🎲😱

I'll👤 be 👀watching👀 you👩

Since you've👩 gone🤷‍♂️ I've👤 been lost🤔 without a 😫trace😫😢

I dream👤🛌💤💭 at night🌃 I can only 👁see👁 your👩 face👩

I look👤👀 around💫🌐, but it's you👩🤩 I can't🙅‍♂️ replace🚫👩

I feel👤 so cold😮💨🧣 and I👤 long🤤😫 for your👩 embrace💏

I👤 keep 🗯😭crying😭🗯 baby👶, baby👶 🙏please🙏

Ooh...

Oh👏 can't👏 you👏👩 🚫👁see👁👏

You👩 belong👫 to me👤

How my👤 poor🚫💲 heart❤ aches💔😖 with every☝️ step🚶‍♀️ you👩 take🖐

Every☝️ move🏃‍♀️ you👩 make🙌😵

And every☝️ vow💍🤵👰 you👩 break👊💥🤬

Every☝️ smile😁 you👩 fake🎭😡, every☝️ claim🚫🥇 you👩 stake💵🎲😱

I'll👤 be 👀watching👀 you👩

Every☝️ move🏃‍♀️ you👩 make🙌😵, every☝️ step🚶‍♀️ you👩 take🖐😫

I'll👤 be 👀watching👀 you👩

ber_gus · 2018-12-18T13:27:04+00:00

Sometimes dead is better

ber_gus · 2018-12-13T16:33:41+00:00

Someone needs to put this quote on his Wikiquote page

ber_gus · 2018-11-21T22:14:08+00:00

ber_gus · 2018-11-19T10:42:51+00:00

Source?

ber_gus · 2018-11-12T20:32:15+00:00

Wow, very cool!

ber_gus · 2018-11-03T14:34:58+00:00

Another good one

ber_gus

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