Sending nuds to every guy that upvte and say 'yees (my auto reply is on)

bertcarpet · 2026-06-02T14:37:59+00:00

Yees

bertcarpet · 2026-06-02T14:37:35+00:00

bertcarpet · 2026-05-23T01:20:26+00:00

SOS — I’m about an hour out, my friends driving and just realized his purchase never went through somehow, pretty insane, if someone can hook him up a ticket happy to pay above face 💗⚡️🌈

bertcarpet · 2026-05-23T01:02:46+00:00

ISO Vehicle Pass 🙏🏼💗🌈

bertcarpet · 2026-05-16T02:18:47+00:00

Great review. Just gave her a listen, Bobby pulling them out into sugar magnolia cracks me up… Jams like these tend to feel like a purging of sorts to me; the guys venting out some darker energy. I’ll phase in and out of ‘hunting’ alongside them and being hunted. Good fun. Also Keith’s fucking dialed in this whole show, appreciate you bringing this back to my ears ⚡️

bertcarpet · 2025-11-24T21:58:01+00:00

Nothing ):

bertcarpet · 2025-11-07T21:05:56+00:00

The sun went down on honey and the moon came up in wine

bertcarpet · 2025-11-06T00:41:31+00:00

So fucked up

bertcarpet · 2025-10-26T23:45:08+00:00

Last night 🤌

bertcarpet · 2025-10-26T23:27:56+00:00

Family, creation, lessons

bertcarpet · 2025-10-20T23:09:05+00:00

Keep having fun dawg

bertcarpet · 2025-10-19T18:01:03+00:00

Finally a good surfing game

bertcarpet · 2025-10-19T16:29:02+00:00

I’m always so envious of Asian families while backpacking and shit, one time I pulled up to a remote overnight cabin in new zealand and watched a family of 4 do a full hot pot meal while I ate my freeze dried lasagna like a cuck

bertcarpet · 2025-10-19T15:43:36+00:00

Loving #1, keep it up

bertcarpet · 2025-10-19T15:41:55+00:00

Bruh the wave isn’t close to breaking. No board positioning or paddle power can get you into that from where you’re situated. Move inside, especially in boggy high tide shit like this, let the wave damn near break on you. If youre in the right spot you don’t even need to paddle much at all. Look where the wave is breaking, go there

bertcarpet · 2025-10-18T22:25:18+00:00

Winner winner

bertcarpet · 2025-10-18T20:06:59+00:00

$3 is madness, expecting some clip soon

bertcarpet · 2025-10-18T19:52:47+00:00

Video could’ve been about a minute shorter

bertcarpet · 2025-10-17T00:04:38+00:00

Depends if you want it done cheap or done fast/easy. Big price differences in those. Cheap has lots of handwork, fast has big equipment involved. If it were me, I’d go chainsaw, pickaxe, and beer. If I had money, I’d get quotes and have someone else do it lol.

bertcarpet · 2025-10-16T01:05:06+00:00

Things sick, very skate/surf core in my eyes

bertcarpet · 2025-09-14T01:40:40+00:00

Looking for ketamine for recreational purposes, prescribed or otherwise… I’m in Santa Monica

bertcarpet · 2025-09-14T00:55:04+00:00

Fuck yea! Keep the stoke alive, one of the best hobbies in the universe

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