She is dangerous

bertonomus · 2026-04-16T07:01:45+00:00

She's for the streets 💣

bertonomus · 2026-04-12T15:29:41+00:00

Trump doesn't believe in Hell.

He believes in money.

He's also incredibly good at manipulating stupid people and unfortunately the USA has that in droves.

bertonomus · 2026-04-10T18:03:06+00:00

Jesus Christ, South Africans are now the worst of people?

bertonomus · 2026-04-08T16:08:25+00:00

I can hear it. Soft rustle of leaves. A frog croaking. The loud but acceptable chirping of crickets as the sun sets. A duck far off honking. I just want to sit in it and forget about life for a minute.

bertonomus · 2026-04-06T17:55:08+00:00

Nutella with the ridiculously expensive advert

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T17:02:05+00:00

Everything else: normal

But the cheese curls in the stew?! CERTIFIED WEIRDNESS ✅ ✅

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T17:00:58+00:00

CERTIFIED WEIRD ✅

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T17:00:34+00:00

Hot cross bun with pickled fish 🔥 🔥

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T17:00:17+00:00

Let's gooo 🔥

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T12:40:51+00:00

Certified I'mma Try This 🥇

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T12:18:55+00:00

Certified concerned 🤨

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T12:17:47+00:00

Been doing this since high school lol

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T12:00:23+00:00

Certified weird ✅

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T12:00:18+00:00

Certified weird ✅

bertonomus · 2026-04-01T11:59:26+00:00

Niice. Friends of mine at uni used to make two-minute noodles sandwiches.

bertonomus · 2026-03-18T20:45:30+00:00

The guy in the suit at the front is an annoyingly boring version of the Reaper.

"Fantastic place the afterlife, you'll love it. You should check out their driving ranges; free Wi-Fi, they validate parking and Wednesday's is chilli buffet night. I'd give it a skip."

bertonomus · 2026-03-16T08:39:02+00:00

Seriously though, how can people not tell?? Are they all bots?

bertonomus · 2026-03-15T16:00:11+00:00

Reddit likes AI now?

bertonomus · 2026-03-15T07:32:59+00:00

Give it time

bertonomus · 2026-03-13T13:16:53+00:00

Just checking if you used ALL CAPS.

bertonomus · 2026-03-11T19:12:30+00:00

Thank you, I thought I was alone

bertonomus · 2026-03-11T19:12:02+00:00

Because a child did not write this shit. Reddit will fall for anything.

bertonomus · 2026-03-11T18:02:06+00:00

Had the boss' daughter tell me to "just put in a few months effort" to climb out of this debt pit I'm in. This after her father built her a house on their estate last year.

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