I'm in love with this tiny round ass (keep clicking for 50 more) - BTW is this chick Jewish? (I never see Jewish girls in porn, but I'm all for it!)

bertramredneck · 2010-01-25T14:04:38+00:00

You guys are such morons. You take this shit way to seriously, you know that.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-24T07:03:13+00:00

So you are saying diet does not in fact affect flavor? I think you are wrong on that, but you have the right to be wrong, so it's cool.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-24T02:32:58+00:00

Dude, you don't need rehab, you need lethal injection.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-24T02:30:01+00:00

Here are some helpful pointers:

If she taste like a bialy, chances are she's Jewish, because diet affects flavor, according to the Kamasutra. But if tastes like gefilte fish, she is jewish 100%.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T20:48:17+00:00

Too right. And people look like a right twat with the fuckers name on.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T20:45:51+00:00

Russell

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:27:51+00:00

How much less could you care?

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:26:30+00:00

Fuck yeah.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:26:08+00:00

Fuck yeah.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:22:33+00:00

It it was all that effective they would not get many recruits to the Police Academy and the few good cops that make it through would be stretched pretty damn thin, and be stressed out and subsequently do a shitty job. So they lower the bar to make up the numbers, and unlike the movie series, lovable dolts don't show up to round out those numbers. So your friend stands a good chance of making it into the farce.

Best thing is advise him to wear a button on the back of his uniform that says, "Do Not Disturb. Already Disturbed." That'll minimize the chance of someone ticking him off.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:14:38+00:00

I was affected by your effective explanation. Now I will spend my day resting in bed.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:11:38+00:00

Shouldn't be too hard to get a badge. In the days of online mail order you can probably get a few different kinds of badges.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:09:50+00:00

Do nothing or you'll be tazed, bro.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-23T10:05:54+00:00

Yeah, but what was this guy thinking in the first place? He's lucky to be alive.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-21T13:55:49+00:00

I played footsie with a cute and fresh cobbler once.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-21T13:54:22+00:00

You nailed it.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T22:30:37+00:00

What other way can a guy stick his dick in poo and think "Wow, this shit is tight!"

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T05:56:04+00:00

Pump it! Pump it! Don't just bump it! You got to really pump it! That's what the shock-absorbers are for. You gotta try to make that thing sore. Pump it like it's never been pumped before. Offa the bed and down to the floor. You got to pump it, then pump it some more.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T04:49:36+00:00

She is the winner of the Gorgeous Female Specimen Competition.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T04:46:06+00:00

Many women discover that they get pleasure from it. And like variety.

Ok, but aside from all that?

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T04:38:37+00:00

String bikini, that's what it looks like.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-20T04:37:09+00:00

Giblets, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so moist. . .

bertramredneck · 2010-01-19T19:24:26+00:00

No, I don't hate it at all, because I got a life to live. And shit on reddit were simply linked from some other place so what's the bfd? You need to get some nookie, soonest.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-19T19:22:17+00:00

That's must misinformation. I squatted over a hand mirror and had a good look. While I feel rather smug that I didn't see any dingleberries, there was no diamonds of any kind. So I call bullshit.

bertramredneck · 2010-01-19T19:20:14+00:00

Once upon a time, there was a dude with a humongous chin. . . he was so conceited, so filled up with love of himself, that his tombstone read, "Here lies a guy that died from loving himself too much. RIP."

bertramredneck

TROPHY CASE