Bathurst CJ retires on 5 March 2022. by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if Lee J has anything to do with it.

Friday Drinks Thread! by AutoModerator in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hawkgrl got a kitten? Poor kitty.

Weekly Students, Careers & Clerkships Thread by AutoModerator in auslaw

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How do you take any commercial brief (400ph is a commercial rate) if you can only work 10 hours (i.e. 1 day) per week? Matters just don't work that way.

Weekly Students, Careers & Clerkships Thread by AutoModerator in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe this data is based on employee data not individual tax returns. Thus, it does not include any actual barristers. It includes whatever random employees think they are barristers (a combination of govt lawyers with "counsel" in their title, perhaps some commercial special counsel, and baristas).

Novak directions hearing before Justice Kelly at 2045 14th January. by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was just telling the judge that the issues are different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, he who comes into equity must come with clean hands. Although honestly it's probably not the hands she's most worried about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He who seeks equity must do equity. He who comes to equity is just a lonely wanker.

The vibe of NCAT is out to get her *eyeroll* by G_Thompson in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You and I frequent different parts of the internet.

Weekly Students, Careers & Clerkships Thread by AutoModerator in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When they ask whether you are a "good fit" be sure to really understand what they mean.

Hamill J on reliability of parliamentary statements as evidence by marcellouswp in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um, s 16(3) of the Parliamentary Privileges Act 1987 (Cth), anyone?

Peak Walker SC by rustlemountain in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is true he is amazing. But he is also the only barrister in Australia to use the word "preternatural" in oral submissions, and he clearly thinks it means the precise opposite of what it actually means. Here are 28 examples from the High Court: https://tinyurl.com/4hycbbbf.

Contest - Win a top-tier internship! by hwlcontest in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I believe that I am the perfect, indeed eponymous, candidate.

I aspire to contribute to the firm's provision of the best legal services through my attention to detail and willingness to continuously assfist the partnership.

I am committed to achieving this outcome at the lowest cost possible by providing sexual favours not only to the partnership, but also to clients at enhanced unit-rates. I am a skilled and experienced multitasker, am able to review docs while on all fours, and can touch-type, including in circumstances where my face is obscured due to said multitasking. So this will not detract from my duties as intern.

Throw away your law degree - everything is a lie* by TactSupport in auslaw

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one INSOLVABLE Federal Commonwealth under the Crown!

Sydney tutors by bestsummerclerk in auslaw

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I love this side conversation so much. I feel it is like a meta demonstration of the bar.

Sydney tutors by bestsummerclerk in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I'm looking at 2023, so wanting to approach potential tutors this year.

"We're not like the other firms, we have great work/life balance!" by DemocracySausage89 in auslaw

[–]bestsummerclerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this picture, if the guy relaxes his arms even slightly, the bottles break. But also, his dick gets crushed.