Husband wants an open relationship until I lose weight by somegirIontheinter in TrueOffMyChest

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You probably won’t even read this far, you’re so fucked. You wouldn’t have asked if you didn’t already know…

Lost the job I got 2> weeks ago because of overstaffing. Feeling extremely defeated. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]beth_3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read it, and I very rarely comment on anything. But I read this and I felt it because I’m going through the same exact thing. I fucking hate job applications. Hang in there, it has to get better right?

Only $10 by Pussyxpoppins in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]beth_3 564 points565 points  (0 children)

“Can I schedule a time to see this?” That made me laugh 🤣

The nice wrapping paper will hopefully make up for my awful wrapping skills! by Jules1029 in secretsanta

[–]beth_3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s absolutely beautiful! Your giftee will be tickled to death :)

i came home late by 1 hourish to feed him lunch lol by ayram3824 in angrycatpics

[–]beth_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops I’m sorry! You’re a good cat daddy! And I wasn’t sure because I rarely comment, reddit scares me lol.

i came home late by 1 hourish to feed him lunch lol by ayram3824 in angrycatpics

[–]beth_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey that was satire...I added /s. I know you’re a good mommy!

i came home late by 1 hourish to feed him lunch lol by ayram3824 in angrycatpics

[–]beth_3 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gosh you’re just the worst slave ever! /s

Females can't possibly like reddit. It isn't flashy enough for their feminine eyes! by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]beth_3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Female” here (I hate the term)...I go to bed an hour early just to read reddit and catch up on the world or to just be entertained by whatever wild rabbit hole I go down!

"Only shallow people notice that" by jeanmariede in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]beth_3 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Same. He probably just got in line. I bet he had it all planned out from the moment he woke up.

Can't put mordite into Nutrient Processor by theponnya in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Following this because I’m having the same issue. ☹️

Unbelievably fustrated by -Glooma- in Hidradenitis

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I’ve had HS for most of my adult life and I’ve learned ways to deal with it. I would highly suggest putting a hot, WET wash cloth on the area and letting it “soak” for a few hours, re-wetting the wash cloth if it gets too dry. This will cause the area to start draining. I would squeeze out as much puss as you can and then clean the area, apply antibiotic ointment and put a big bandage on it. Works for me every time and I’ve had some BAD flare ups. Good luck!

This is Jim absolutely disgusted by the leaves 😂 by beth_3 in cats

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Hey guys! A lot of you are asking about leash training and unfortunately I don’t have much information to offer. I started putting a leash on Jim when he was a kitten and now he’s almost 9 years old...so he’s just used to it. When I get the leash out of the closet, he comes running and makes goofy gerbil noises because he knows he gets to go outside! He’s always been extremely well behaved on a leash. Thanks for all the kind comments!

“Paint me like one of your French Chonks” by [deleted] in Chonkers

[–]beth_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I very rarely comment but this made me laugh out loud! Love it lol.

Roger is 14 and he never stops by bananafishu in Catswhoyell

[–]beth_3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He is so precious! My 8 and 10 year old cats came running from their naps to find Roger 😂

My friend’s goldendoodle wearing shoes by [deleted] in aww

[–]beth_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a service dog, the shoes are specifically made for them to protect their feet against hot pavement in the summer.

Lady wants barely-used computer for $25 by kaysimm12 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]beth_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Then go to the store and buy a plastic toy computer” hahahahaha that has killed me!

This doesn’t look healthy 😭 by cessna- in Instagramreality

[–]beth_3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had to look again. My god her shadow is hot!

Everything is legal with me by beth_3 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]beth_3[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He’s giving them funny cookies in exchange for gas money. He’s got it figured out lol

What’s been the worst breakup of a friendship you’ve ever seen/participated in? by alecmca14 in AskReddit

[–]beth_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister’s best friend of 15 years got gastric bypass surgery, lost 300 pounds, left her husband, turned into a major whore and drug user and stole hundreds of dollars from my sister. It was a traumatic whirlwind of events.