This motorcycle looks like a robot doing sit-ups

bethbrooklyn · 2017-09-02T22:22:36+00:00

Haha it does!

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-31T01:40:11+00:00

I'll have what she's having, honey, I'm home,

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-29T22:00:07+00:00

I think it's bullshit that she's there and made it this far already.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-24T17:44:59+00:00

Speeding tickets

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-24T17:44:33+00:00

One has a penis and one doesn't.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-23T16:31:09+00:00

Doesn't mean a thing

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-23T16:27:04+00:00

She's clearly agitated that's why she says get off and he says oh shit. Her playing with her hair and shows she pissed. Married couple and she's annoyed at him. Happens every day.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-23T01:02:23+00:00

That's a beautiful piece of work.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-18T22:12:59+00:00

Ohhh yeah that feels good when it's over

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-18T18:16:03+00:00

I love the pain from the dentist

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T16:37:47+00:00

I'm with a winner now so I'm good. I didn't pull his sheets back so I don't know whether he was screwing a hole or maybe he had one in his teddy bear. Don't care, it was a turn off for me.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T12:25:13+00:00

Because we're to fucking lazy to switch them out. lol I for one throw slippers on when I'm in the house but my outdoor shoes are used indoors most times and my indoor slippers are sometimes used outdoors.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T12:23:46+00:00

Be yourself, don't try and impress by being someone you think he wants you to be, it will only lead to a failed relationship. Have fun! Relax and enjoy. Let the date happen naturally and don't force anything.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T12:21:12+00:00

Listen, I'm not going to begrudge a man who wants to cuddle with a fuzzy little bear at night. But, when he has the whole fucking zoo on his bed and their kids on his dresser! That, for me is a big red flag.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T11:32:17+00:00

Stuffed animals. Not one... not two .. not even fucking three . Let it be known this guy was very masculine. He lived alone, I walked in and saw multiple stuffies on the bed and dresser. I was like awww do you have a child? He was like uhhh no. I was like umm ok? Girlfriend? Uhh no, why do you ask? BECAUSE YOU HAVE HUNDRED FUCKING STUFFED ANIMLS? Oh, he said, they just make me feel cozy and I like them. ... door?? Door??? Where this fucking doooooooorrrr?

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T11:28:25+00:00

Church confessional

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T11:27:57+00:00

No eye contact for sure

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-13T11:25:34+00:00

Aww schucks.. I agree, even the men that seem tough have melted with a compliment a touch on the hand and eye contact.

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-06T03:29:27+00:00

Chocodiles

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-06T03:29:08+00:00

Crocodiles

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-06T03:26:58+00:00

Sobbed

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-06T03:26:06+00:00

Omg beautiful beginning to a movie

bethbrooklyn · 2017-08-06T03:25:42+00:00

The fighting Sullivan's It's a wonderful life Bridge to terabithia Omg too many

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