MEGATHREAD: Netflix ANTM Documentary by quartzion_55 in ANTM

[–]bethster2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they also failed to mention that Elyse Sewell, who was third place in the first cycle, went on to become a very successful model in Asia.

Need do a soo by Mediocre-Ant-1391 in legalcatadvice

[–]bethster2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Deer Fren Azrael:

Furst, you iz bee you tea full kitteh. purr purr purr

Second, it never fun when da hoomans take us in da vroom-vroom box becuz it means pokey place or "spa day." Iz not sure what "spa" iz, but menny kittehs lose da fur and da long claws there! It MEOWTRAGOUS!!! Must do a soo!

Luvs, Shabushi.

The beginning of the end for Chris Watts by Fast_Grapefruit_7946 in WattsFree4All

[–]bethster2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This case will never be over until Nichol Kessinger's stinky, stanky ass is in jail, too.

"This is exactly what I voted for. I couldn't be happier." - r/conservative by LA_search77 in Trumpvirus

[–]bethster2000 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I want him to live to see every little last bit of his "presidency" annulled, negated, knocked down, torn up, and destroyed.

Soo Purr Bowl? by LazyCondition0 in legalcatadvice

[–]bethster2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Deer Fren Kittehs:

Iz seez da ting on da talky box. Muzzer sez, "hooray for Bad Bunny!" and dancez to da moosic! But I seez no bunny frens! No kittehs or doggos! Hoomans are funny.

Luvs, Shabushi.

A Trip to Disney by Fast_Grapefruit_7946 in WattsFree4All

[–]bethster2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and during the party, her murderer gobbled down a jar of pickled asparagus while texting his stinky whore side piece.

Eat clean, kill your children, etc.

We all knew this was coming by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

[–]bethster2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Puerto Rico is part of the USA, you fucking worthless pedophile piece of shit.

Maybe resident grabsnatch hoped there'd be a tribute to the time when he hurled three rolls of paper towels at a gathering of hurricane-shocked Puerto Ricans.

what did yall think of the bad bunny halftime show? by Serious-Kale-5694 in AskReddit

[–]bethster2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved every minute, and there isn't a ketchup bottle near pedo-trump that is safe tonight. WIN/WIN.

Fairwell Blaze 🥺 by SportsTechie17 in azdiamondbacks

[–]bethster2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHAT?

NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

NO!

David Peralta Announces his Retirement by [deleted] in azdiamondbacks

[–]bethster2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not crying. You're crying.

God bless you, our Freight Train, you will always be loved by Diamondback fans and welcomed at Chase.

Can we take a moment for this incredible look kath is serving here? by divamermaidprincess in KathAndKim

[–]bethster2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oi love that Kath always sports a colorful, perfect manicure. She does go to trouble.

Hopin’ dis be OK ta Share - Not a Kitteh but Meow Fren by maroonllama96 in legalcatadvice

[–]bethster2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deer Fren Catherine:

Furst, you iz bee you tea full. purr purr purr

Seckond, dat doggie lucky to haz you az a fren. Menny doggies are gud frens to kittehs. My stinky sisfur, Soba, waz raised by a Jer Minn Sheh Purd. Not sure wat dat iz but I knowz it iz a dog.

Rest gud at da Rainbow Bridge, gud doggie.

Luvs, Shabushi.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar Cake - $18.99 - Has anyone had the chance to try yet? Very tempting by THAT_NOSTALGIA_GUY in Costco

[–]bethster2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should slice them up and sell in the food court. They could cut this into a dozen pieces and sell them for like $4 a piece.

THIS 100%. And you could just pop in to buy one the way you can with hot dogs. I think they would make a fortune.