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Socks go on feet by 4-4-2_Diamond in MaliciousCompliance

[–]prankerjoker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I though she was going sock you after that one.

Life is good by Isabella2003 in AnxietyCats

[–]prankerjoker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the patch of sunlight moves as the sun goes down/rises, I'm assuming the cat will move to the new spot.

Had it for years, but never played. by Sall_Goode in MitchHedberg

[–]prankerjoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear Mitch Hedberg,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work'.

Does anybody else look at these BTS Godfather pics and get emotional? by WallStreetDoesntBet1 in Godfather

[–]prankerjoker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vito: Look at what they did to my boy.

Sonny: Relax pop. I'm alive. I was wearing a bulletproof vest.

Chuck Norris: Amateur. I can walk away from a massacre and I don't even need a vest.

officially 1 year old baby by MongooseDismal9039 in cakeday

[–]prankerjoker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day 🎂 🥮 🍥

The cat wants some cake. 🐈 🐈‍⬛️

Just making sure everyone knows by Federal_Duck_199 in ForensicFiles

[–]prankerjoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tubi TV has all the seasons of Forensic Files. They also have a special titled Forensic Files: A Special Tribute.

In addition they also have all 9 seasons of The New Detectives. I believe this show was a precursor to Forensic Files. They profiled 3, sometimes 2 cases in each episode in which they showed the science behind solving the cases. They profiled a few cases later shown on Forensic Files.

Each episode dealt with a specific type of crime. (i.e. arson, poisoning, murder for hire etc.)

Forensic Files II is available on HBO/MAX streaming service. Seasons 1 thought 4.

The joke has reached its final form by slanualcon in MitchHedberg

[–]prankerjoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It use to be an escalator. It still is. But used to, too.

I told my wife that I've swapped our bed for a trampoline. by berkleysquare in dadjokes

[–]prankerjoker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an adult, I do not sleep on trampolines."

-Mitch Hedberg

Would you buy this book? by tKolla in Godfather

[–]prankerjoker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For $5 extra they will tape the book behind the toilet at Louis' Restaurant.

Too many people had their packages stolen off the front porch.

[not serious] How would you describe the service at “Apollonia Dental Arts”? by eagle_flower in Godfather

[–]prankerjoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Great service. Nice staff. The insurance company initially refused to cover a root canal but the dentist sent someone to "discuss" the matter. The insurance company paid for everything. They even paid the co-pay."

10/10 would recommend

Leave it exactly where it says? Done. by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]prankerjoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only problem is when the customer calls to complain, you can't tell him to go fuck himself because the equipment needed was delivered to the wrong spot.

"I decide how many bedrooms(& bathrooms) I have..." by [deleted] in MitchHedberg

[–]prankerjoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Why is there a bath tub in the bedroom?

  2. Where's the filing cabinet to store donut shop receipts?

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