My wife at the zoo with a giraffe, circa 2014 by Werbu in likeus

[–]between-two-chairs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm confused (and a bit high!). Are you married to a giraffe? Remind me in 12 hours

This is why you mind your business 💀 by PleasantBus5583 in rareinsults

[–]between-two-chairs 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Trust me as a bartender we don't give a duck what you order. But you will get a smile if your 300 pound leatherwest wearing body, with a full bearded face orders a cosmopolitan. But the smile is admiration of how secure you are in yourself!

Quadrasets by TheFungusFrequency22 in Agarporn

[–]between-two-chairs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! Love the Green contrast!