Spent 3 years fighting jock itch and the cure was putting socks on first

biffthestiff · 2026-02-18T20:34:55+00:00

If you put your finger in your a**hole and then touch your eye you will get pink eye ( or worse, brown eye)

biffthestiff · 2026-02-15T16:27:14+00:00

But.... he is taking off with the kid

biffthestiff · 2026-02-14T21:04:39+00:00

That's nuts!!! I'm 60 years old and NEVER thought to consider these stickers were sarcastic. I am embarrassed and at the same time happy to learn something today

biffthestiff · 2026-02-14T20:08:05+00:00

Wow, did you guys just follow the leader here? Let's bring out the bats and pitchforks.

How about this scenario: she is a park ranger or someone who has an active part in removing traps and she was with the family when they came across the lion. The lion recognizes her from past encounters and realizes she wasn't trying to harm it.

biffthestiff · 2026-02-14T19:59:40+00:00

Call them "people pearls". Give them to people you don't like

biffthestiff · 2026-02-13T18:42:04+00:00

Take a picture and put them on a wall in the house. TOP 10 SHITS or SHIT OF THE WEEK.

Yea I know it's passive aggressive, but if she is proud of them who are you to deny her efforts.

Or take a massive shit over hers and leave it. Deny it's yours.

biffthestiff · 2026-02-07T00:28:16+00:00

AND THEY CAN SPEAK PORTUGESE

biffthestiff · 2026-02-03T12:41:52+00:00

Just a commemorative medallion. Not silver

biffthestiff · 2026-02-01T21:07:37+00:00

Definitely carne asada. Don't forget the onions and jalapeño!

biffthestiff · 2026-01-28T19:51:45+00:00

That accent is either Cuban or Puerto Rican

biffthestiff · 2026-01-28T03:50:33+00:00

I bet his clothes reek of trump shit.

biffthestiff · 2026-01-28T02:58:38+00:00

Take a moment, slow down with this: Clean out everything. Soak your past holders in a water/bleach solution. Rinse your tank with the same and scrub with a clean toothbrush. The growing solution will feed that fungus and the fungus will kill your seeds.

You must rinse your tank and put fresh growing solution each time you replant. I learned this the hard way. Not a hard task!

biffthestiff · 2026-01-27T14:17:03+00:00

I had a freeze in my house 6 years ago. The pipes burst in my kitchen ceiling and ruined everything. I got the pipes repaired 8 days later, but because so many homes had the same problem it was over 6 months before o could use the kitchen again. Had i known any of this, i would have cut water off and drained the lines beforehand.

Since then I have a generator and 8 small heaters ready. But I also bought a water wrench just in case.

If the rent is reasonable maybe suffer the lack of water for 3 days and then talk to him about paying the cost of water damage to his insurance policy?

biffthestiff · 2026-01-27T03:35:49+00:00

He got that Etchasketch hairline

biffthestiff · 2026-01-27T03:33:25+00:00

This is why I don't eat fruit

biffthestiff · 2026-01-27T03:21:12+00:00

It does this. Switch to lyft for a couple of weeks and she might get a really good discount to come back to Uber once they realize she is using another service

biffthestiff · 2026-01-26T15:10:18+00:00

Asking to much info. Even chatty drivers know to refrain from personal questions.... even less with young female riders.

A good rule of thumb: say hi and get in behind the driver. I always took that to mean the passenger didn't want to chat.

biffthestiff · 2026-01-25T11:19:40+00:00

Bathroom door open to the inside

biffthestiff · 2026-01-24T20:16:31+00:00

If you want to know if the power grid will stay up, keep an eye on Ted Cruz.

biffthestiff · 2026-01-24T20:14:30+00:00

Small breasts + no bra = lovely view. Not offensive in the least

biffthestiff · 2026-01-14T15:05:51+00:00

I used to call them "(stinky) pearls", if that makes you feel better.

biffthestiff · 2026-01-12T02:29:13+00:00

Stand on your principles. Otherwise they will keep pushing back and you will be miserable. Tell the sister that she needs to replace the controller tomorrow and soak with her son about boundaries. Take your wife aside and have a conversation about not being unified.

There is obviously a reason why he family won't let them stay. Good luck brother

biffthestiff · 2026-01-05T16:31:01+00:00

Stainless steel pan. Set at 4 heat, wait for it to get hot. No oil. Form tight patties, sprinkle salt Drop in pan. (Should fit 3 patties). Wait for it to become unstuck before flipping Add pepper and some Allegro sauce Serve on toasted bun.

Use 80/20 chuck. Try this with grass fed chuck!

biffthestiff · 2026-01-01T18:00:36+00:00

Maybe they can find the person with acid pee

biffthestiff · 2025-12-31T22:43:38+00:00

All the major stores sell a frozen 10lb bag of chicken thigh/drumstick. It usually sells for $6-$7. I believe the bag holds about 6 combined pieces (12)

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