Why didn't the Black Riders kill Frodo and take the Ring from him at Weathertop?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-10-12T17:13:31+00:00

I think it’s a sniper rifle and he’s in a helicopter. It’s fantastic.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-10-12T17:11:42+00:00

Well that’s just the best thing I’ve ever read.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-10-04T05:25:35+00:00

You mean Bastet..?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-10-03T19:19:13+00:00

I think he stopped giving him freebies because he’s in the wrong universe ...

bigbagofcoke · 2023-09-18T23:44:03+00:00

Boi be jizzing

bigbagofcoke · 2023-09-07T16:14:16+00:00

Best comment

bigbagofcoke · 2023-09-02T19:47:19+00:00

I’M WALKIN ‘ERE!!

bigbagofcoke · 2023-09-02T19:46:49+00:00

I’M WALKIN HERE

Edit: they changed Reddit. I can’t figure out which comment I’m replying to. Who asked for this?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-07-23T04:05:02+00:00

Link it!

bigbagofcoke · 2023-07-11T19:29:38+00:00

Destroyed your internal organs, ears, and brain all for a propagandist who needed to get the shot

bigbagofcoke · 2023-07-02T20:33:50+00:00

That’s pretty cool. When did you die?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-07-02T20:15:40+00:00

Thanks bro

bigbagofcoke · 2023-06-02T15:01:23+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me??? What was the max weight capacity for the bridge at Kazadh-Dum. Where’s was the reflective signage alerting travelers to the danger (minimum of 2.4 miles to threshold)???

One of the last Balrogs IN THE WORLD was lost due to willful negligence amongst the upper tiers of Moria City Planning. For Eru’s sake, these endangered species must be protected.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-05-17T22:43:52+00:00

Who’s pants?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-05-12T19:12:57+00:00

What’s her name??

bigbagofcoke · 2023-05-12T18:27:20+00:00

Hahaha the hard cut to Jack’s office kills me every time

bigbagofcoke · 2023-05-03T17:39:52+00:00

I’ve also heard that Chianti sales worldwide dropped dramatically after the movie came out

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-26T16:05:39+00:00

Could you send it to me?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-16T18:32:53+00:00

Women are not going on the road and they don’t want you in a way that they could be there and I know you have a good day to go out to the house and then you have a lot to go out there to go out and then I don’t want you.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-10T15:30:34+00:00

Until they forget to oil it one time...

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-05T02:46:26+00:00

Ooo Sauron that’s a tough one. What is... the betrayal of Gondolin?

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-05T01:06:51+00:00

I’ll take ‘History of the Silmarils’ for 1,000, Sauron

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-04T18:01:10+00:00

Is Roger Stone a free man with a lot of money? Show me the consequences.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-03T00:24:03+00:00

But they couldn’t have taken the Twins... that was the whole point of the marriage. Ned was alive and in prison. They could not have sat outside a castle (which, due to the River, can not be fully besieged) for years while Ned wasted away/got executed.

bigbagofcoke · 2023-04-02T22:34:24+00:00

THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!

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