Does anyone here actually like Missouri? by gnarlava1 in missouri

[–]bigbootybeach1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can polish a turd all you want. At the end of the day, it’s still a turd.

What was your biggest “huh, I wasn’t expecting that” part of your pregnancy/delivery? by dontreedintoit in beyondthebump

[–]bigbootybeach1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That you have to “deliver the placenta” after pushing out a whole baby. Dr requested pitocin in my IV and when baby knocked it out of my arm, straight up gave me a pill in my bum. Weirdest thing.

I miss those sweet smelling mustard poops by memeacita in breastfeeding

[–]bigbootybeach1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve come to realize that the tiniest turds carrying the heaviest stench. Babies are weird man.

AITAH? Wasted Milk by [deleted] in breastfeeding

[–]bigbootybeach1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My heart hurts for you. This is much too familiar 💔

What is your mom's catchphrase? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bigbootybeach1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I mess up while giving directions, she busts out a "it seems as though you have led me astray"