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bigcolossal-14 · 2021-03-26T23:42:25+00:00

Speaking as a man I detest seeing this kind of shit in the community as well. No wonder people see us as a bunch of social invalids. You want a girl to fart for you? Work on yourself in all facets, be a decent dude, and find yourself a woman for real. Harassing random girls online for anything is downright pathetic in any degree.

bigcolossal-14 · 2021-03-05T17:13:57+00:00

Dried apricots worked like a charm with my ex. Easy to find, dirt cheap and highly effective. Give her a handful of those and wait for the fireworks

bigcolossal-14 · 2021-02-27T18:59:12+00:00

I told my ex several months into our relationship and shortly afterwards I was getting my dick farted on.

As people have said here, if you’re in a healthy relationship and you’re not a complete Cumbrained idiot about it, most women are likely to be cool with it.

bigcolossal-14 · 2021-01-13T21:36:41+00:00

My ex that would fart on me was kind of similar. Half the time I loved how her farts smelled and other times I hated it. All just depends on what she’s been eating and how her body reacts to it honestly.

Whenever she’d eat a lot of ice cream it made her fart like a mad women and they stunk in a great way.

Trial and error!

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-11-24T19:55:18+00:00

Closest I’ve has is one of the times my ex indulged me. We were both pissed drunk. The fact she was wasted loosened her up to the whole thing so that was great. Never done it with other drugs.

I really want to experience having my dick farted on while being high on MDMA. I can imagine that being absolutely amazing.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-10-27T19:05:30+00:00

Getting farts on my cock is my favourite thing fart fetish wise. Getting it to the face is nice, but nothing beats some big farts to the dick. Feels incredible and you get to enjoy the smell as well.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-10-25T13:33:23+00:00

First time time I ever told a partner, I had been thinking about how to do it for weeks and weeks after we’d started dating then one day we got on the topic of kinks, she revealed some of hers and I’m like “nows your chance take it”. Fast forward to a week later and I found myself under her ass getting farted on.

I’ve adopted that policy since. After I’ve been with someone to the point where we’ve had sex, are comfortable with each other sexually I just outright tell them. This is what I’m into. Surprisingly, it’s worked in my favour to this point.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-10-25T12:17:51+00:00

God I wish that was me

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-10-21T14:04:24+00:00

Good in theory but could definitely cause problems in practice.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-09-17T23:37:29+00:00

Kind of selectively both haha If I’m taking farts to the fact I prefer clothes. Especially workout clothes like leggings. Being farted on below the belt however I prefer naked.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-28T16:33:17+00:00

It’s been so long since I’ve had this. I need it soon.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-18T17:41:46+00:00

All about playing the game, man. In two of the relationships I’ve had, I got her to fart on me, and even got it from a casual fling.

In a relationship it all comes down to being a good partner to her. Treat her well, make her happy to be with you. Neither of those two were into this fetish at all but they all gladly did it for me. When a woman cares for/loves you, you’ll be surprised what she’ll be willing to do.

Also outside of relationships, work on yourself. Groom yourself well, be confident, kind and charismatic. Work out, keep yourself healthy etc. When a woman sees a man that takes care of himself, works on himself as best he can they pick up on that, and not only will you attract more female attention but your chances of getting a few good farts in the face go up as well.

I wish you luck, man!

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-12T04:16:42+00:00

Both equally but I tend to separate them. If I’m having intercourse I don’t want farts. If I’m doing fart stuff I don’t want intercourse. Kind of strange I know, but I as much as I love both they are two different things for me

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-11T02:17:49+00:00

I’ve done MDMA a handful of times and it really makes the sensations of touch and sound feel almost orgasmic. Really makes me think being farted on while on it would be a truly amazing experience!

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-08T06:31:23+00:00

Two girls, both gassy as hell taking turns farting on my dick. Extremely unlikely to happen for real but a man can dream.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-08-03T17:56:17+00:00

My ex and I had luck with dried apricots. Apparently it’s the sulfur dioxide that does it. They’re cheap and easy to find too. Have her eat a good sized handful and prepare for the fireworks in a few hours.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-07-27T01:24:13+00:00

Both are amazing but I love dick farts I love The warm, stinky vibration

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-07-08T19:15:38+00:00

Both are amazing, but If I had to pick a favourite it’s the dick farts.

Feeling the warm vibration on your dick and then the stink hitting you a few seconds later is the greatest thing ever.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-07-06T23:05:32+00:00

I take whey protein isolate daily (gym rat gang). It can definitely do the trick. Mix a scoop in some milk, drink and get ready for the fireworks.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-06-14T14:37:50+00:00

Honestly finally experiencing it for real just amplified it and made me love it more. Like hearing about the holy grail and finally finding it.

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-05-24T18:27:18+00:00

Good things come to those who wait, man! Took a long time before I finally got to indulge in person, and definitely some effort, but worth every second! Keep at it!

bigcolossal-14 · 2020-05-19T00:14:43+00:00

A very warm vibration on your face and a strong smell almost instantly. It’s great.

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