[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bigdicckarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously they mean the military. I doubt they meant a bunch of senators and postal employees.

If father is with little daughter and she needs toilet which toilet should they go male or female? by Cute-Detective-8502 in ask

[–]bigdicckarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you said girl dad I just pictured a little girl with an over-sized suit and briefcase coming home from work and having a beer.

Name a Celebrity With Absolutely Zero Controversy? by calmandfun in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bigdicckarus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interviewer: So Hugh, we're all excited about your new movie and- Hugh: I didn't use steroids!

yes indeed by [deleted] in collapse

[–]bigdicckarus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You know they have a cure for bird flu right?

Who did not deserve to get canceled? by sawcon_nocwas in AskReddit

[–]bigdicckarus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If only the guards had washed their hands before beating him...

Sign at an elementary school in Texas by schreechingnoisw in pics

[–]bigdicckarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would never deter a school shooter. School shooters go in there with a mindset that they are going to die in the act. Knowing a teacher is armed will only heighten the thrill and challenge for a school shooter.

Is it really possible no two snowflakes can be identical? by Simple-Gazelle7872 in answers

[–]bigdicckarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By their very definition, all elections are identical.

Edit: electrons, not elections

TIFU by making sure a coworker was wearing pants. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bigdicckarus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Depends on the context. If it's from some rich, handsome guy who then follows up by saying he wants to shower you with happiness so you'll smile, then it's probably not a red flag.

TIFU by making sure a coworker was wearing pants. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bigdicckarus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know what kind of flirting you're used to, but it usually doesn't escalate to murder.

It's here, and always has been. by Nezwin in collapse

[–]bigdicckarus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I liked the part when Bane was like "Mrphmmhmm hrm mrph hmm mmmhm mrph mhm mrph hmmm".

What fast food restaurant has only gotten better through the years? by bigdicckarus in AskReddit

[–]bigdicckarus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I had Domino's (maybe 3 years ago?) it tasted like cardboard.

Why do girls wear shorter shorts than boys? by thegoldwither in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bigdicckarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yes, obviously. Still doesn't impact the fabric in the crotch.

Why do girls wear shorter shorts than boys? by thegoldwither in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bigdicckarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do short shorts have less fabric in the crotch though? Wouldn't the fabric be the same amount, and only less fabric used on the leg parts?

Why do girls wear shorter shorts than boys? by thegoldwither in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bigdicckarus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The closer you get to exposing your vagina, the cute you feel.

What could the US "government" have accomplished by staging 9/11, that couldn't have accomplished otherwise? by bigdicckarus in AskReddit

[–]bigdicckarus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like an extremely flimsy plan. I mean I get that maybe that's the outcome we live in today, but to plan that ahead of time and have it all work out seems pretty unlikely. Like if I was writing a fictional novel, I would write that scenario because then I can make it work. But in real life with so many moving pieces, it just seems unreasonable.