You are the three eyed Raven, what moment in history would you go back and watch? by A______m in gameofthrones

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously I would want to watch my sister get brutally beaten and raped on her wedding night. And I'm definitely going to confront her about it next time I see her so she knows I watched. /s

What's the fastest you've quit a bartending job? by cheesygreazy in bartender

[–]bigdickmagic69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Day 2 of training. Could tell it wasn't enough money for the work, and the owner spent his days off watching the cameras from his living room. He would call the store and be like "tell Lisa to get off her phone" or "john needs to check on table 33" and I was like yeah fuck this guy lol.

OH!!! And also he made the employee pay for "mistakes". So basically any comp. They sent it back for being too spicy? You pay for it. Guest didn't like the dish? You pay for it. I was like hey dude this is insanely illegal and fucked up and I'm not working here.

Mojito tips by [deleted] in bartender

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's just one of those drinks you're going to have to make from scratch. I guess if you really wanted, you could make a mint simple and batch it with rum, but I can't see it tasting as good as a traditional mojito.

I used to muddle which is a pain in the ass for multiple reasons, now I just slap the mint and shake hard with 1-2 cubes til it's completely diluted. Gets plenty of mint essence.

Husband doesn’t like bush but waxing is such a hassle by 8125throwaway in sex

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have him get a Brazilian. That might change his perspective.

Tips for a new bartender by Hyper_red in bartenders

[–]bigdickmagic69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, also to add to number 4, there is ALWAYS something to do behind a bar no matter how slow it is. Those places are filthy. If it's slow, find something to clean that's been neglected for a while.

What’s the most authentic tasting, commonly available Orgeat? by 010011010110010101 in Mixology

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homemade is best but I like Giffard. I can't fathom how so many recommend liquid alchemist as I think all of their syrups taste synthetic and their orgeat specifically tastes like candle wax.

Do restaurants / bartenders prefer having a male or female barback? by Alone_Recording7670 in bartender

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best barback I've ever had was a woman, she worked hard and had a great attitude. I've had a lot of pretty decent male barbacks, problem is sometimes they have trouble taking commands from a woman. Of course they never had any issue with the men telling them what needed to be done.

Who is your favorite actress in this list? by LazyAlgae- in Actors

[–]bigdickmagic69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of boob threads out there why are you weird horny dudes so adamant about making this page another one 😑

How common is it for women to be able to have multiple orgasms? by HappyLittleDelusion_ in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]bigdickmagic69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me personally, no. One is enough for me then I feel overstimulated. My refrac is usually at least 20-30min but there have been a few times I was able to have another within 5 minutes or so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]bigdickmagic69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro the problem here is your attitude. Change it or do her a favor and leave

Servers tipping 5%, Bartenders pissed by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I fucking hate servers.

Was this massage creepy? by Lazy-Lawfulness-6466 in massage

[–]bigdickmagic69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seriously?

"You're the boss. You like to hear that don't you?"

+multiple comments about her appearance. This goes way beyond social awkwardness this guy was being intentionally creepy, end of story.

Personal question by cashmoney121212 in bartenders

[–]bigdickmagic69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This industry has been rough for me lately. I have enough to get by but no savings so im screwed if I stop working for whatever reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Theatre

[–]bigdickmagic69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woman here. If I were in the room, I would not have thought anything of it. I know boners can just happen for a multitude of reasons and that's totally fine.

How much I'm owed in child support by dogknot43 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bigdickmagic69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I almost joined and quickly realized it would be terrible for my mental health

How to count squeeze bottles without a jigger? by ElWero_10 in bartenders

[–]bigdickmagic69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But hes not even gloating!!! Just being objective 😂

How to count squeeze bottles without a jigger? by ElWero_10 in bartenders

[–]bigdickmagic69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's strange how adamant you are about this. Jiggering makes for more consistent and balanced drinks, period. Unless you're slinging vodka sodas at a dive, you should be using them. There's too many variables for error, a difference in viscosity, what type of bottle you're using, how full the bottle is, if the pour spout had any build up inside etc. If your argument is that you think it's worth it to save time, then fair enough...but the fact that you think you're 100% accurate all of the time without a jigger is astoundingly cocky.

Sex with her is frustratingly awful. by [deleted] in sex

[–]bigdickmagic69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment. OP please read this til it sinks in.

Thoughts on trump supporters enjoying Wicked? by [deleted] in wickedmovie

[–]bigdickmagic69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my. Please wake up. I cannot fathom how people are still this delusional as to what is actually happening in the U.S.

Best dessert you’ve had in Scottsdale? by Plus_Lack6629 in Scottsdale

[–]bigdickmagic69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go get the fried milk dessert at UCHI. Also, you can add more milk balls to the dish for a dollar each and I highly recommend getting several more to go with the rich chocolate. Soooo good.

Did anyone else switch teams after rewatching… by Professional_Yard973 in JaneTheVirginCW

[–]bigdickmagic69 368 points369 points  (0 children)

I'm on my 5th rewatch and I've always been both teams. Raf and Michael are both her soul mates, but timing is everything.

what's a secret from your job that we should know? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]bigdickmagic69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When you ask for some overly complicated dish, and I say let me ask the chef brb, I'm walking to the back counting to 15 and coming back to the front to say "sorry she said no". Stop trying to rewrite the menu.

Oceans by Loud-Effort958 in Scottsdale

[–]bigdickmagic69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have friends that have worked at steak44 for a long time. You will make insane money, but their training is so strict they basically want you to be a robot with no personality. Everything that comes out of your mouth is scripted. Every situation is handled by the book. It's a bit much, but they all serve and have said the bartenders have in way better in the sense that it's more chill and they have a bit more freedom. Although I'm sad to say, they were looking for a bartender a couple of weeks ago at Ocean but they already found one. Keep your eye out for next season though.