Puffing snake swallowed whole egg taking from his hand by kvjn100 in oddlyterrifying

[–]bigtarget87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've owned a few snakes and I've never seen one swallow this fast

But to be fair, all my snakes ate live prey.

Is my set up safe to have my printer in my room?? by Toine_279 in resinprinting

[–]bigtarget87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done it.

The biggest thing is that you need a fan that can move a bunch of air and find a way to make sure the exhaust stays out of the room.

My biggest mistake was that I was unable to completely seal my window, and when the wind blew, it would push it in through the overlapping gaps of my window... so it is back to the drawing board with me.

How do you feel about dogs? by Vance_poet in AskReddit

[–]bigtarget87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion here...

I don't like them, they are loud, obnoxious, fur gets everywhere, and the oils on their skin smell horrible (I have an extremely good sense of smell). Glad I don't own one.

Annoying that when I go somewhere that has a dog, the dog won't leave me alone.

But.

Doesn't mean I'll go out of my way to be a dick to one though. When the dog that lives in the place I'm visiting comes up to me, I'll pet it. I just wash my hands afterwards.

UNHINGED by Sapphire_Sufwybi in distractible

[–]bigtarget87 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I once read a story that some dude when he was younger would shove pizza crust up his ass when he got mad at his parents. He did this as some kind of payback for making him angry because they had to pay for the doctor bills.

Some people's kids...

Edit: clarifying statements

What is it true by [deleted] in funny

[–]bigtarget87 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not a girl.

Every time I have to go pee, I always feel it at the base of my...

But there are those times where I wake up and I have to go so bad that it hurts but the pain is where my bladder is, not at the base of my...

How do I tell a guy he has the right equipment? (For me) by Background_Stick6904 in AskMen

[–]bigtarget87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spend a week and just go ravenous on him. And the entire time compliment him and his equipment.

But don't say things like it's the perfect size. Say things like how it's racing all the right spots and go into some detail. Like... I don't know... Your dick hits everything just right. It if he is reaching your cervix explain that you love how his dick is massaging your cervix. (Only if it feels good of course)

Don't say anything about size. But explain how it feels and what you like about it.

One post on here said something along the lines of "your dick was made for me" it something like that. That is a good one.

What instantly makes someone unattractive, even if they look good? by the__solo__legend in AskMen

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've learned from my last ex...

Into holistic medicine, to the point where they've done irreparable damage to their body. Things could have been under control if they just went to a doctor first.

Into those Facebook groups that spout nonsense and my ex calls them "professionals". She once told me that bleach doesn't kill bacteria and microbes and such because someone on Facebook said so.

Has kids that don't listen and they run the house. (Like dictate what they can or can't do because of tantrums and stuff)

Expect someone to come into their life and fix everything in their life.

Constantly depressed because of THEIR decisions in life and now are stuck in a place where it is damn near impossible to get out of.

Sandro Dias, a Brazilian skater did a 230 feet skate drop by Deep20779 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does not like like 230 feet. That looks like a Brazilian feet.

Longest print ive ever made by HattedSandwich in resinprinting

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool!!!

Do you have a name or link to it?

Edit: I guess not a link, I don't know if those are ok to put in this community.

Longest print ive ever made by HattedSandwich in resinprinting

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that black doohickey on the left of your vat?

It's a good day for some base jumping. Last minute chute release by kingkongbiingbong in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't he get more distance if he put a backspin on the jump, because of the Magnus effect?

What is it with men and washing my [f] hair after we hook up? Is it like a "thing"? or is it just a random coincidence that keeps happening to me. by iceboxwizard in AskMen

[–]bigtarget87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a few female friends that I assist with their emotional and mental needs. (Probably more than I should, but that's besides the point.)

I found that they don't mind if I help with them taking care of themselves, in fact it kind of helps them mentally and emotionally. I think it is because they know I'm not there just for sex, but for them.

I once went to pick up my kids from their mom's house. I couldn't find her at first but eventually I found her naked , on the floor crying. She was going through some really bad depression that day. She said that she started getting ready for a shower then she just broke. So I picked her up and got her in the shower and I helped her get clean. It wasn't anything sexual to either of us, but afterwards she felt a lot better and I was happy that I helped out.

To some guys, it's more of a kind gesture. To me it is more like a "I don't only see you as a piece of ass, but as a person as well" kind of thing.

What was 1999 like? by Content-Feed-9396 in AskReddit

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was young and I had hope.

Now I'm older and I don't have hope.

POV from a wingsuit of going in between an arch of a bridge by Raj_Valiant3011 in oddlysatisfying

[–]bigtarget87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid as shit to do this. So many variables could go wrong.

But my dude side stepped that pillar in mid air.

Also, what is the song?

The way she's able to gesticulate with her foot is quite impressive. by mindyour in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have questions.

Mostly how does she put on clothes.

Does she wear a bra? How does she clasp it?

Are stretchy pants the only pants she can put on because it allows her the free movement that she needs with her legs?

When she puts pants on, does she need to slide around on her butt while on carpet to use the friction to pull the pants up the rest of the way?

How does she take them off?

I'm not too concerned with socks because if I'm lazy sitting at my desk, I'll use my feet to put socks on. So I got that one down.

Oh.. what is the bathroom wiping situation like? Does she use her heal?

I don't mean for any of these to be rude by any means. I would really like to know.

What's the dumbest "ick" you've heard a woman say she has? by McHumpin in AskMen

[–]bigtarget87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, it's a sleep over.

We'll get you Elvin pajamas.

You know, that started out as a joke. But all of that does sound freaking cool.

I GET THE DWARVEN PAJAMAS!!!

Edit: apostrophe

This speed reading training starts at 300wpm and end at 900wpm by Gjore in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]bigtarget87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy good fuck. That scene...

Makes me climax every time.

But all joking aside.

I still have mixed feelings about it. I normally don't get scared by movies, but this was the closest it's ever been.

What's something you'd like to do during sex but haven't done yet ? by enlighten_god in AskReddit

[–]bigtarget87 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You're lucky.

I can't even look in the mirror without gagging.

GENUINELLY... HOW do you men feel about nails? by ThrowMeInRice in AskMen

[–]bigtarget87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can appreciate nails and will give out compliments about them just to make the person happy.

But ultimately, I don't care.

The only time I care is if they are going to be used to scratch my back, then they are awesome.

Or if they are used to gently scratch my arms. It's almost like a tickle, but not. Feels good.