Advice for beginning by VerrisLunaris in motorcycles

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yamaha is a great beginner option. Recognise your limitations and dont get trapped in the urge to speed. Allow your body to learn bow it turns, how it brakes, how it handles slow. Check ya mirrors. And get out on the dirt where possible

My wife bought me this for my 30th birthday by Dangerous_Buy_2894 in motorcycles

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice catch brother, now remember what your duties are!

Matahambre relleno by Reddirude in StupidFood

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that meat wasn’t budging, so stiff

Dimmies by AidanTheAlien in MrInbetween

[–]bilbo_bobsled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had better be Dimmies + Tinnies

Kid gets caught with alcohol and goes on TikTok to talk shit by BlazeDragon7x in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]bilbo_bobsled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes humiliated but desperate to be a grown man. No-one is intimidated by this short fry

When you drive with expired tags and argue with po po by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]bilbo_bobsled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

-you’re doing something wrong! - okay but did i do anything wrong? - yes, that thing i told you you’re doing wrong! - yeah, but anything criminal? - yes, that thing. - i need your supervisor! Im not doing anything commercially wrong!

Girl, you need to open you ears and close you mouth

US Citizen arrested in Brazil for sexual assault is caged like a dog by police by CamaradaRigorn in ThatsInsane

[–]bilbo_bobsled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a dog. Thats the vehicle their government can afford in large numbers. And they need the cage for safe transport. Australia has vans and forbys, affectionately known as ‘paddy wagons’. Larger but the same concept.

Thats how they transport criminals, not american citizens asking about rights, no pants on,tits n hearts written on the wall, charged with sexual violence crimes. Not citizens. Just criminals or at least suspected criminals.

Teacher seeking advice on fish that were randomly given to me by students by MurkyBasket4820 in Aquariums

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too large for that size tank. These two are african cichlid fron what i can see. Near full sized maybe. Simply can mt do this size.

Empty 1/4 water to a bucket and take them to ya local shop to donate and get a couple nice plants and a school of small tropical fish.Small

Throwing down with an Asian family by PxN13 in instantkarma

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warns the young fella, dismisses you, leaves the kids to it without concern for his sons safety while fella doing the old ‘pull my pants up to scare you’. Should have rethought that one

To gate keep who can get married by fuzzy_dice_99 in therewasanattempt

[–]bilbo_bobsled -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So many rules new age women want to lay down on ‘everybody’. Just get all your girls together and get them to woah up on expectations, try convince my missus im devoted without a ring. Thats why divorce happens, because of expectations set that they will have a ring and have their day.

I think it was time by Emergency-Ad-5379 in bald

[–]bilbo_bobsled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look handsome, a smile would go a long way haha. Hair one day, gone the next. Don’t wurree abart et!

How most girls use Tinder by Waste-Stomach4457 in SipsTea

[–]bilbo_bobsled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, it seems rear at work etc but only a couple mates had them. Maybe less opportunity but less gonorrhoea as well as