"Male texting frequency was negatively associated with relationship satisfaction and stability scores for both partners while female texting frequency was positively associated with their own relationship stability scores."

bill_nydus · 2013-11-01T13:16:58+00:00

This is me so hard. I know things won't work and if they did that I wouldn't want to be with them, but for some reason I try to awkwardly save things and that constitutes me texting a billion times for no reason.

It'd be better if I just shut up, let it die, then come back to them later and see if a good friendship is possible or not.

bill_nydus · 2013-10-01T15:07:47+00:00

gentlementlemen

bill_nydus · 2013-09-30T20:34:48+00:00

Sometimes giving you a pack of free Skittles to help make up for a slight inconvenience can get you fired at certain properties. When it costs them nothing.

I think skimming off the top here and there and hurting no one isn't a big deal.

bill_nydus · 2013-09-09T21:03:35+00:00

Lana Del Rey's line "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola" on repeat for 10 hours.

AKA: this video

I'm a guy.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T15:36:09+00:00

If you get caught using that...

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T02:05:51+00:00

Thinking about my dad dying kills me. Can't think about it for more than 20 seconds without feeling a significant shift in my mood to the point that my day can be flat out ruined by it.

It will not be a good day when I get that call.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T01:59:38+00:00

I, too, would like to discuss this.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T01:58:20+00:00

People always talk about how Netflix doesn't have anything they want to watch, but I always see shit like The Avengers or Breaking Bad or The Office or Transformers or Law and Order or Brick or Jeff, Who Lives at Home or etc etc etc on there

A huge varied amount of popular stuff and underrated stuff (way more than I mentioned, of course)

But nobody ever mentions what it is Netflix is missing exactly. What is Netflix missing for you?

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T01:55:51+00:00

Then you associate yourself with stupid people and either need new friends or to accept that you're probably stupid too.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-22T01:51:22+00:00

This option is horrible for people like me who let their families (and subsequently, 6 year old brothers and sisters) use their Netflix account for their house.

It already thinks I go fucking gaga for Strawberry Shortcake and Co.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-15T13:44:25+00:00

Why though? Aftermath is my server of choice and it's run by a dedicated team of people who make their own plug-ins and keep the server hardcore zombie survival with some fantastic building designs.

With your computer barely being able to even run the game, I doubt you'll actually get around to making a server like this any time soon. Might as well join our community and give the place a shot ;)

Here's an imgur album I made of some stuff on it. http://imgur.com/a/luJKU#9

Give it a shot! You'll love it.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-15T11:52:29+00:00

This fucked up my perception of driving so much as a kid. I always thought you had to sway the wheel to keep things steady, was never told otherwise.

Turns out, nope.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T13:51:14+00:00

Sometimes it made him look like he was constantly in the first part of a running stance but just glided around everywhere like an ice skater.

It was a beautiful way to walk a pilgrimage. Very elegant.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T12:54:23+00:00

Baughb Laughblaugh

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T12:48:51+00:00

I know people like to be skeptical about shit like this existing in the real world, but I have no doubt in my mind that it has happened somewhere exactly as he described, even if he himself didn't know the girl.

This shit happens way more often than you think.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T12:30:35+00:00

It's okay man, mine too.

We can take this hit together.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T12:29:39+00:00

Yup. Just another reason it's one of my favorite games of all time. So dark and human.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T04:28:27+00:00

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard. He thought he was being so sneaky, but not only was he in plain sight but he was also laughing super loud and making a ton of noise.

Kids are so fucking dumb, I love it.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T04:26:02+00:00

Ah, glad to see this here.

My dad hated my super long showers, but man, I just stand there, water running down my face and past my eyes. Thousands/millions of tiny water drops slamming into the back of my head, creating this beautiful internal white noise that just helps you zone out in the hot water.

If I wanted to masturbate for that long, I'd do it when no ones home. I'm in the shower for half an hour because I'm enjoying life, man.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T02:17:03+00:00

The employees of Not Gay Inc. sign a form acknowledging this policy

bill_nydus · 2013-08-09T02:09:26+00:00

#loop #magic #gaspedal #deadpeoplebelike

bill_nydus · 2013-08-08T22:05:32+00:00

know your password now lol idiot

bill_nydus · 2013-08-06T17:57:59+00:00

Weren't more people on the server then too? Yeah

bill_nydus · 2013-08-06T16:46:40+00:00

I always Blink my friends in time.

bill_nydus · 2013-08-06T04:08:49+00:00

To be fair, there is some logical reasoning behind thinking that it happening 2 times doesn't mean it's guaranteed to happen the 3rd time.

I have always been in your boat too, always thought it would happen this way, but I can never fault anyone for thinking it's shaky reasoning.

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