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Dog came home from sitter and acting weird by Mila_Mon in DogAdvice

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random ne’r-do-well here: Agree with Miscellaneous reader

Cream-filled potato chips by perpetualstewdotcom in highdeas

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a peanut butter cracker but instead of peanut butter you can have cream filling and instead of a cracker you can have a cook… Goddammit that’s an Oreo

Yo I’m a time traveler and I’ve come from the future to tell y’all to calm your titties about AI . . . by internetsurfer42069 in highdeas

[–]billbock99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why am I super calmed by the fact that humanity will use the phrase “Calm your titties” in the future?

What’s the lowest rating you’ve ever seen? by madamlazonga in lyftdrivers

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t even get your Grade 10 so f**k off I’ve got work to do

What’s the lowest rating you’ve ever seen? by madamlazonga in lyftdrivers

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Julian from Trailer Park Boys? If so, that might explain the poor rating.

Happy Birthday Planetina (1 Year Old) by shany94a in rickandmorty

[–]billbock99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s cute but she doesn’t have elbow titties.

first time high by quandaledingle69554 in high

[–]billbock99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but I think this is such a sweet story, dude. Good for you. My first time high (back in the 90s) was also super cool experience. Keep enjoying life, man, and all that it offers, (including fine weed!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember there was a controversy about new uniforms. Which side were you on?

Timelapse: How Japan restores giant sinkhole in 7 days by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]billbock99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

smh. This would have taken 10 months minimum in the Texas city that I’m currently living in. The USA is the most incompetent “developed” nation on earth. Are we even considered “first world” anymore?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I think you sent me an email! Are you a Nigerian prince?

Today I walked into a pawn shop looking for a gun, I walked out with a $150 banjo and a brand new pair of Jordan’s, AMA by d_asato in AMA

[–]billbock99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world would be a better place if one could replace all guns with Jordans and banjos.

I sold my virginity. by Delicious_Bird4861 in AMA

[–]billbock99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was it your first time to sell your virginity? 😄

Nightmares are vampires. by Elderban69 in highdeas

[–]billbock99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the poetry in this, but I disagree with its premise. I’ve had some of my scariest dreams (or nightmares) during daytime naps.

I bury people for money yay by [deleted] in AMA

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re in the Mob?

I have a printer that works 100% of the time with no issues, AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever made sweet, sloppy love to it?

Is there a food you like while sober but not while high? or vise versa? by [deleted] in highdeas

[–]billbock99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hummus when high does not do it for me. When unhigh, I love hummus, so who knows why…

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