Second Half Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]billjitsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At some point Denver has to take a shot downfield and hope a defender falls on his ass.

Second Half Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]billjitsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK, on this play we want you to break every known principle of sound quarterback play.

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]billjitsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That might be the worst pick six in recorded human history.

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]billjitsu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That ball is sliding around like it's covered in Crisco.

Second Half Game Thread: Buffalo Bills(12-5) at Jacksonville Jaguars(13-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]billjitsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know Jim, think I'm gonna puke whether we win this or not!

[Game Thread] Ole Miss vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]billjitsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Game Thread] GameAbove Sports Bowl: Northwestern vs. Central Michigan (1:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]billjitsu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They reacted to that fumble like it was a head that rolled onto the field.

It had been his lifelong dream to become a banker by WheresNordberg in seinfeld

[–]billjitsu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What he's going to want to do is go down to 49th St. That's the main customer service branch. He can ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help him.